**[air horns]** **[metal impacts]** **[crowd chanting]** chromefall! chromefall! chromefall! --- ### THE BIG 6 CHROMEFALL FINALS **the largest sporting event in the city of y** **presented by cynergy water & power co.** --- **announcer (screaming):** for one glorious night the wars stop being unofficial and become entertainment --- two teams enter the cage. fully cybernetic. fully armored. fully sponsored. --- the objective? immobilize the opposition. destroy their cyberware. tear off enough limbs that they can no longer continue. make them surrender. or make surrender impossible. --- no guns. no drones. no missiles. no excuses. just steel chrome and direct personal violence. --- **[metal crunch]** --- watch twelve tons of cybernetic athletes collide at highway speeds. watch reinforced skeletons bend. watch corporate investments shatter. watch medical science struggle to keep up. --- this year's finalists: the cynergy cyborgs led by superstar forward Zane 13!!!! the most sponsored man in the city. --- the alliansen titans bigger. richer. meaner. --- the royal west ironclads shipping delays. human form. --- the tg labs perfects every player legally classified as a prototype. --- **[crowd erupts]** --- and don't forget O.F.G, Official Chromefall Gambling brought to you by spectral ft banks & holdings. --- bet on: * winning team * first knockout * first cyberlimb detached * total injuries * total hospitalizations * whether zane #13 survives regulation time * whether the referee survives regulation time * longest conscious player * shortest conscious player **announcer:** every knockout sponsored by red-juice™ every gambling addiction sponsored by spectral ft banks & holdings because when the city is collapsing you deserve quality entertainment. --- 🎵 **THE BIG 6 CHROMEFALL FINALS** 🎵 ### one city ### six teams ### no projectiles ### no mercy ### stand until you can't --- **[fast disclaimer]** chromefall athletes are highly trained professionals and should not be imitated without proper sponsorship. betting losses are final. betting wins may be taxed, delayed, disputed, audited, confiscated, or reclassified as statistical anomalies. player survival rates remain within league guidelines. all injuries, likenesses, and traumatic brain events remain intellectual property of their respective corporate sponsors.
