If you’re to ride on a bike Get ready for it if u like But beware my friend It’s in your hand to fend. Careful with what u eat The night before is core Better stand on your feet Otherwise you will abhor. There’s no worse loss of pride But to search for a bush to hide It’s my advice for the ride. Empty your bowels A phrase to remember Like a dying fire in embers To remain and avoid scowls. Do not drink too much either You do not want to repent The day after on a descent And get spoiled when eager. To sleep well you must Rest as much as you can Don’t lose yourself to lust Or ride tomorrow in disgust. There’s no worse loss of pride But to search for a bush to hide. It’s my advice for the ride. In the morning rise early Ahead of you waits a journey To rather not use the towels At home empty your bowels. It’s my advice for the ride Don’t let your bowels decide There’s no worse loss of pride But to search for a bush to hide. Empty your bowels A phrase to remember Like a dying fire in embers To remain and avoid scowls.
