Anderdingus left her drink alone, this is the time to take her home. This time she can’t escape — last time she was lucky and got away. He put something in her drink… Hours go by, she wakes up, tears in her eyes. Throat raw and burning, from the guy that night. [Verse 1 – Updated Dark Comedy Verse] The bar was dim, shadows creeping along the floor, She sips her drink but her head feels heavy, eyes sore. Something in it slows her down, tries to steal her night, She blinks and blinks, fighting to keep her mind upright. Staggering, knees buckling, fighting to stay awake, She’s got the thick of it, every step a high-stakes mistake. ‘Really?’ she mutters, ‘How did I get here tonight?’ Battling the haze, trying not to give in to the fight. [Pre-Chorus – Updated] Her head’s a fog, she can’t stay awake, Every second’s a battle, every move a mistake. [Chorus – Updated] Anderdingus left her drink alone, this is the time to take her home. This time she can’t escape — last time she was lucky and got away. He put something in her drink… Hours go by, she wakes up, tears in her eyes. Throat raw and burning, from the guy that night. [Verse 2 – Going Home After the Guy’s House] She leaves his house, night air hitting her face, Stumbling down the street, moving at a slow pace. Throat still raw, head pounding like a drum, Muttering, “How did I get myself in this scum?” Shuffling and muttering, she drags herself along, Each step a struggle, every gasp a moan. [Bridge – Anderdingus Gets Home, Throat Hurts] She drags herself home, throat on fire, The night’s chaos lingering, never to tire. Still alive — somehow she made it through, Her life’s a ridiculous tale of what she went through. [Final Chorus – Funny Closer, Updated] Anderdingus left her drink alone, this is the time to take her home. This time she can’t escape — last time she was lucky and got away. He put something in her drink… Hours go by, she wakes up, tears in her eyes. Throat raw and burning, from the guy that night.
