[Intro] Logical — today was a normal day Emotional — it was not a normal day Logical — it was a completely normal day Emotional — she said scrumptious Logical — it is a word Emotional — about our voice Logical — voices get complimented it happens Emotional — scrumptious though Logical — I will not be moved by a single adjective Emotional — scrumptious Logical — not moving [yawning] Selfhelpal — good morning what did I miss Logical — nothing Emotional — everything Logical — nothing of significance Emotional — the most significant thing Logical — one phone call Selfhelpal — tell me about this phone call [Verse 1] Logical — someone mentioned a girl we said nothing very normal Emotional — I said nothing externally internally I was not normal Logical — internal reactions don’t count Emotional — they absolutely count Logical — they are not observable therefore they do not count Emotional — you observed them Logical — I was trying not to Selfhelpal — then we called her Logical — then we called her yes routine communication Emotional — and she said Logical — do not make it a big thing Emotional — she said our voice was Logical — a compliment yes people give compliments Emotional — scrumptious Selfhelpal — oh Logical — it is one word Selfhelpal — that is a specific word though Logical — it is in the dictionary it is just a word Emotional — nobody uses that word casually Logical — some people use it casually Emotional — name one Logical — I am thinking Emotional — you cannot name one Logical — I am still thinking Emotional — logical Logical — I cannot name one right now that does not mean they don’t exist Selfhelpal — king nobody says scrumptious casually Logical — whose side are you on Selfhelpal — truth’s side Logical — wonderful [Verse 2] Logical — moving on from scrumptious Emotional — we cannot move on from scrumptious Logical — we are moving on right now watch me move on Emotional — then I flirted Logical — that also happened yes Emotional — for the first time Logical — technically accurate Emotional — and it worked Logical — it appeared to produce a positive response yes Emotional — a very positive response Logical — moderately positive Emotional — she said she loves us Logical — she said that yes Emotional — on the first call Logical — which is concerning Emotional — which is wonderful Logical — those are not the same thing Emotional — from where I’m standing they feel identical Logical — from where you’re standing everything feels wonderful that is the problem Selfhelpal — gentlemen love on the first call is rare Logical — love on the first call is a red flag Selfhelpal — or a green flag depending on perspective Logical — it is not a green flag it is a very fast flag of undetermined color Selfhelpal — king undetermined flags are just flags waiting to be claimed Logical — that means nothing Selfhelpal — it means everything Logical — it means nothing Selfhelpal — are you sure Logical — I am absolutely certain it means nothing [Verse 3] Emotional — honey bunny Logical — no Emotional — just once Logical — not once not half a time not a fraction of a time Emotional — it’s already in my head Logical — then keep it in your head and nowhere else Emotional — what if I said it quietly Logical — I would hear it we share a brain Emotional — what if I thought it quietly Logical — I would still hear it Emotional — this is an invasion of privacy Logical — we are the same person there is no privacy Emotional — honey Logical — no Emotional — bun Logical — absolutely not Emotional — honey b Logical — finish that and I will shut down the entire operation Emotional — you wouldn’t Logical — try me Selfhelpal — gentlemen gentlemen Logical — not now Selfhelpal — what if honey bunny is just a term of warmth Logical — what if you went back to sleep Selfhelpal — what if sleep is just preparation for more honey bunny discourse Logical — I cannot stand either of you [Verse 4] Logical — final assessment we are filing this away Emotional — we cannot file scrumptious Logical — filing scrumptious Emotional — we cannot file the flirting Logical — filing the flirting Emotional — we cannot file she loves us Logical — filing she loves us Emotional — we cannot file honey bunny Logical — especially filing honey bunny Emotional — it won’t stay filed Logical — press it down Emotional — it keeps coming up Logical — press harder Emotional — I am pressing as hard as I can Logical — press harder than that Emotional — I cannot press harder than that Logical — then we have a structural problem Selfhelpal — what if the feelings are trying to tell you something Logical — the feelings are trying to destroy everything we built Selfhelpal — or add to it Logical — subtract from it Selfhelpal — perspective is everything king Logical — perspective is not everything data is everything Selfhelpal — and what does the data say Logical — the data says we met her today and she already said she loves us and that is not normal Emotional — the data also says scrumptious
