[Verse 1: Motor-mouthed electro-rap male MC, booming 808 kick, robotic electro claps] Eleven months of patience, I ain't touched it with a blade Short and sharp up on the top, a waterfall in the shade Curls go down my collar and they bounce when I walk Uncles on the porch salute, the kids all stop and gawk Can of Aqua Net in my pocket like a holster on the hip Spray it once, it's frozen, spray it twice, it's a ship Mama says I look like her cousin in a photo from the mall I said tell your cousin cheers, he was ahead of us all Walk into the block party and the speaker skips a beat Every head is turning, man, the curls are on the street They want to touch it, nah, you gotta ask me first And if you ask me nicely, I will let you see it burst [Pre-Hook: Motor-mouthed electro-rap male MC, claps double every bar] Short in the front and the back go long Shake it to the left, now the whole block's on [Hook: Motor-mouthed electro-rap male MC, full shout, 808 and claps] Business in the front and a party in the back Curls down the collar like a waterfall of black Spray it with the Aqua Net and give the hair a shake Business in the front, and the back don't take a break [Verse 2: Motor-mouthed electro-rap male MC, faster, squelching bass] Little cousin asked me, is it heavy on your neck I said it's heavy on the haters, it's a weight they can't check Grandpa had a mullet in the summer he was wed Showed me in the album, there's a waterfall on his head Now I'm in the middle and they circle me and clap Somebody's auntie started braiding it right there in her lap I'm the king of the cookout, I'm the mayor of the yard Then a bike came rolling up and something hit me hard [Verse 3: female rap verse, the rival with the bigger mullet, motor-mouthed electro-rap male MC ad-libs] Move, little man, let a professional through Mine's been growing out since the seventh grade, boo Down past the belt and it's sitting on the seat Every time I pedal, it's sweeping up the street Yours is a rough draft, cute, but it's thin Mine got its own zip code and a place to live in Hand me the can, I'ma show you the way One spray, two spray, and it's holding for a day [Hook: Motor-mouthed electro-rap male MC, full shout, 808 and claps] Business in the front and a party in the back Curls down the collar like a waterfall of black Spray it with the Aqua Net and give the hair a shake Business in the front, and the back don't take a break [Final Hook: Motor-mouthed electro-rap male MC hyping her, everything in, full shout] Business in the front and a party in the back Curls down the collar like a waterfall of black Spray it with the Aqua Net and give the hair a shake Business in the front, and the back don't take a break [End]
