[Intro] [Four bars of a clean, optimistic synth riff. A simple, royalty-free 4/4 drum machine beat kicks in.] [Verse 1] [Male Vocal, earnest and robotic] Remember that text where I had to take flight? To grab grandpa's rifle, under cover of night You asked "You weren't the one who did it, right????" [Female Vocal joins] With twenty question marks, for dramatic light! [Pre-Chorus] [Music swells slightly, adding a simple, reverent piano melody] You etched on a casing, a partisan's aid "Bella Ciao" from that mission in Far Cry we played It means "Goodbye Beautiful," a fact to be shown A collectible item for our love, alone. [Chorus] [Male and Female Vocals, perfectly in tune, zero real emotion] Our love is a search warrant, executed with care They'll find shell casings of all the kisses we share And my heart obstructs justice, just for you, my dear 'Cause some hate can't be negotiated, a fact that's crystal clear! [Verse 2] [Female Vocal, with the tone of someone admiring a homemade gift] Another engraving, a painstaking art "Notices bulges, OwO," you captured my heart [Male Vocal joins, sounding very informed] A furry-meme classic, a cute, shocked surprise The feds can present it to prove all their lies... I mean, ties! [Pre-Chorus] [Music swells again with the same reverent piano] You etched on a casing, a partisan's aid "Bella Ciao" from that mission in Far Cry we played It means "Goodbye Beautiful," a fact to be shown A collectible item for our love, alone. [Chorus] [Male and Female Vocals, perfectly in tune, zero real emotion] Our love is a search warrant, executed with care They'll find shell casings of all the kisses we share And my heart obstructs justice, just for you, my dear 'Cause some hate can't be negotiated, a fact that's crystal clear! [Bridge] [The bright music drops out, leaving only a simple, pulsing synth and a soft shaker.] [Female Vocal, a conspiratorial whisper] So delete this whole exchange now, my love, my dear friend... [Male Vocal, whispering back] Our story can't have an ambiguous end. [Both, in a slightly-too-loud "stage whisper" as the music builds back in] If police ask you questions, just stay ever silent... Our love is a case that is federally violent! [Chorus] [Full blast, everything louder, almost clipping the audio in its forced enthusiasm] Our love is a search warrant, executed with care They'll find shell casings of all the kisses we share And my heart obstructs justice, just for you, my dear 'Cause some hate can't be negotiated, a fact that's crystal clear! [Outro] [Music comes to an abrupt, clean stop.] [A new, even more corporate synth sting plays, like a computer shutting down.] [Spoken in a cheerful, official female voice, like a GPS] This song has been submitted as evidence. Have a lawful day.
