Today ReMi Said…(Peach Mimosas)

[Verse] Hello I am a box of wheat thins The forgotten remnants of last week's game night You're trying to clean out the pantry You're wondering if they're stale And you say "Well I suppose I should try one and find out" You pop one in your mouth and you find it's perfectly fine But once you've started eating them You find it hard to stop And then all of a sudden The whole box is gone And you look down at the empty box and say "Oh my God What have I done?" And you say "Well It's not like it was a family-size box" Which makes you feel a little better But not a lot [Verse 2] Hello I am your estranged cousin We were inseparable as children But it's been many years since we've seen each other I guess you could say we drifted apart Anyway I'm getting married next week And I'm so glad you can come I hope you'll be happy to know That we're having an open bar And we'll have peach mimosas So you can drink all the peach mimosas that you want And we hope that you'll have a wonderful time [Chorus] And we'll all be dressed in white And it will be a beautiful day And you'll forget why you hated me And we'll pretend we're friends And everything will be fine And we'll dance all night And we'll drink peach mimosas [Bridge] And you'll forget why you hated me And we'll pretend we're friends And everything will be fine And we'll dance all night And we'll drink peach mimosas [Verse] Hello I am the Target employee You've been waiting on for the past fifteen minutes As you stand awkwardly in the middle of the electronics section Because you're too short to reach the DVD you want And I can see you But I'm choosing to ignore you Because I don't feel like helping you And I hope you'll get the hint and just go away But you're persistent and I'm impressed by your tenacity So I come over and help you [Verse 2] Hello I am the box of DVDs you wanted And you can't see me because I'm on the very top shelf But I am staring you right in the face And when you get me down You realize