[Verse 1] Well the sirens blew and the ash fell down I grabbed my pole and I headed outta town Found me a pond where the bomb hit low Best darn fishin’ hole I know Water bubblin’ green by the old boat ramp Smelled like bacon, fire, and a busted lamp [Chorus] Gone fishin’ in the fallout hole Three-eyed bass and a catfish soul If it glows and bites, I’m takin’ it home Best darn fishin’ since the world got blown They flop, they scream, they slap, they hiss Buddy, you ain’t never seen a catch like this Reel ‘em in, don’t ask no questions Supper’s got extra aggression [Verse 2] One had teeth and one had fur One yelled “hey!” and I said “yes sir” One grew legs and stole my bait Still tasted fine on a paper plate One swam backwards, one had wings One kept hummin’ Elvis things [Chorus] Gone fishin’ in the fallout hole Three-eyed bass and a catfish soul If it glows and bites, I’m takin’ it home Best darn fishin’ since the world got blown They flop, they scream, they slap, they hiss Buddy, you ain’t never seen a catch like this Reel ‘em in, don’t ask no questions Supper’s got extra aggression [Bridge] They fight like a honey badger in a radioactive hive But I’m fryin’ up supper if I make it back alive Grease poppin’ loud and the pan turned blue That just means the flavor’s comin’ through [Breakdown] Cast it out Reel it fast Hope this eyeball’s the only extra one I have Hook went down Rod bent double Catchin’ dinner and a little bit of trouble [Final Chorus] Gone fishin’ in the fallout hole Three-eyed bass and a catfish soul If it glows and bites, I’m takin’ it home Best darn fishin’ since the world got blown They flop, they scream, they slap, they hiss Buddy, you ain’t never seen a catch like this Reel ‘em in, don’t ask no questions Supper’s got extra aggression [Outro] If the Geiger clicks, that means they’re fresh Little more glow, little less flesh
