HOA

Welcome to the neighborhood You’ll never want to leave We’ve got pools, we’ve got lakes A gate, and lots of trees Welcome to the neighborhood You’ll like it here just fine Just pay that hefty HOA Or they’ll hit you with a fine HOA If buying, stay away They take your money every month And fine you if you stray HOA Follow all the rules Don’t do anything to your home Without their final approval Welcome to the neighborhood You want to add a shed? Sorry, no, they’ll see it From golf hole number 10 Welcome to the neighborhood You want to change your roof Sorry, not until the color Is approved by you know who HOA If buying, stay away They take your money every month And fine you if you stray HOA Follow all the rules Don’t do anything to your home Without their final approval HOA, To protect and serve Take your money Enforce their rules Then throw you to the curb HOA If buying, stay away They take your money every month And fine you if you stray HOA Follow all the rules Don’t do anything to your home Without their final approval HOA Follow all the rules Don’t do anything to your home Without their final approval