Skeletons in My Closet

[Verse 1] I’ve got skeletons in my closet, no joke, They play poker drink whiskey and smoke. Tried to kick ‘em out, but they pay the rent, With their bony fingers and dry lament. They tell me stories of their haunting past, And how their spines weren’t built to last. [Chorus] Skeletons in my closet, rattling around, Playing cards and shaking the ground. If you hear the bones rattling at night, It’s just my roommates having a fight. [Verse 2] They wear my clothes and steal my shoes, And gossip about skeleton blues. One stole my hat, said he looked chic, I said, “Dude, your sense of style’s unique.” But they keep me company on lonely nights, Telling jokes ‘til the moonlight bites. [Chorus] Skeletons in my closet, and they won’t leave, Guess I’ll just learn to love and believe. If you’ve got bones, give them a home, They might just make you feel less alone. [Chorus] Skeletons in my closet, and they won’t leave, Guess I’ll just learn to love and believe. If you’ve got bones, give them a home, They might just make you feel less alone. [Outro] So when you open your closet door, And hear skeletons laughing some more, Just smile and give them some room, ‘Cause in your closet, they’ll find their gloom. Lyrics by megaSICK