I've got a friend, a friend named Dave, took a soccer ball in the ass, on one of those days, he fell to the floor, and he started to crawl, that's how he got the name ass balls. my mate Dave has balls for days, they hang past his knees on some warmer days one day Dave swung his big old hangers too far back, and the name "ASS BALLS" stuck to him like blue tac. dave was angry, he had an almighty frown. he attacked the guy that kicked the ball that had knocked him down. but Jeremy had a smile on his face and he yelled as he was sure, "HOW YOU GONNA KICK A BALL WHEN YOU GOT NO BALLS" my mate Dave has balls for days, they hang past his knees on some warmer days one day Dave swung his big old hangers too far back, and the name "ASS BALLS" stuck to him like blue tac. dave composed himself and he finally managed to stand. he returned the soccer ball with an almighty slam. he kicked the ball so hard that it injured Jeremy for sure. but Dave's balls were still sore and stayed sore for good. my mate Dave has balls for days, they hang past his knees on some warmer days one day Dave swung his big old hangers too far back, and the name "ASS BALLS" stuck to him like blue tac. these days,.Dave doesn't go too far at all and he's got a wheel chair for his overly large balls. he drags it around behind him tied to a hockey strap and when he kicks a soccer ball it makes a real loud snap. my mate Dave has balls for days, they hang past his knees on some warmer days one day Dave swung his big old hangers too far back, and the name "ASS BALLS" stuck to him like blue tac. Ass balls, Ass balls, Ass balls, Dave's got balls on his ass. ass balls, ass balls and his balls have an English moustache.
