[verse 1] For two long weeks I’ve been puttin’ it down Everybody who wrongs me, kicks me around Got a little red book, takin’ good notes Pen spittin' out poison in my anecdotes [pre-chorus] My hometown, I ain’t never leavin’ Never see me mad, but I’m gettin' even [Chorus] (You're on the list) Hey pal, got my attention (You made the list) Yo bro, got you a mention (You on the list) Just wait, payback's a bitch (You're on the list) When It comes time to scratch my itch [Verse 2] Dinged my door at the supermarket Don’t drive a car, if you just can't park it Got you on video, porch pirate skank Some dark day you're gonna walk the plank Drive through dude, spit in my fries Ex-girlfriend, keeps spreading her.... lies E-mail spammers, credit card hackers Nosy neighbors, co-worker slackers Pressure's buildin', more than I can take Lord have mercy when I finally break [pre-chorus] It’s my hometown, I ain’t never leavin’ You won’t see me mad, but I’m gonna get even [Chorus] (You're on the list) Hey pal, you got my attention (You made the list) Yo bro, got you a mention (You're on the list) Just you wait, payback is such a bitch (You're on the list) When I'm ready to scratch that itch [Bridge} They say let bygones be bygones, turn the other cheek Earth shall be inherited by the meek But you get it by now, don’t need no repeating The best laid plans are the ones gettin' even [Chorus] (You're on the list) Hey pal, you got my attention (You made the list) Yo bro, got you a mention (You're on the list) Just wait, payback is a bitch (You're on the list) When I'm ready to scratch this itch When it comes time to scratch this itch