[Verse] It was one of those days The kind where everything breaks And I'm hiding in my bathroom with a bucket of sauce 'Cause they're fighting over everything, but Even when they're not They're screaming And when they're not screaming They're crying And it’s got me dying [Verse 2] Maybe they're hungry Or maybe they're thirsty Or maybe they just need to go to sleep But whatever in the devil it be It don't make no dang sense Because they just had breakfast And it's only freaking noon And I put them down for a snooze I called their mommy But she said she was doing laundry What a quandary What a pondery [Chorus] They need some milk Oh They need some milk I think I just figured it out They need some milk Oh They need some milk Let me put this belt down Let me get to the store 'Cause Baby I know for sure Oh They need some milk [Verse 3] I put my hat on my head I took my pajamas off I threw on my sweats Grabbed my shoes and socks Said a prayer for my sanity And I left the house Muttered a profanity And then I had no doubts And when I get back I won't say nothing else But will I come back? Lord I hope this time alone helps [Chorus] They need some milk Oh They need some milk I think I just figured it out They need some milk Oh They need some milk Let me put this belt down Let me get to the store 'Cause Baby I know for sure They need some milk Oh They need to chill I think I’m just triggered right now We outta milk Oh Need me some pills Let me take myself down Let me walk out the door 'Cause Baby I know for sure Oh They need some milk THEY NEED SOME MILK! OH I’m feeling guilt I should be back quicker than heck They need some milk Oh They make me ill Gonna drive myself down Going straight of that cliff Cause baby there’s no question IFFFFFFF THEY NEED SOME MILLLLLLLLKKKKKK! (I’ll be back soon, okay?)


