[Intro] I had to do “something” when they discarded me to hunt you Dwarves… So… [Verse] The Trolls kept bickering and fighting so loud I wanted to redeem myself and make you Dwarves proud So, I ran into this cave to see if there was something inside That might help me to keep you Dwarves alive And what in that damp cave did I behold? The trolls were hiding piles of Gold! One fourteenth of that was more than I’ve seen ever Where did the trolls get such a magnificent treasure? Moving barrels aside, I kept digging around Ha Ha! It was a stash of weapons I had found! But that one was so heavy, and this one is as tall as me Oh bother I thought, nothing of use in this horde could I see… The refuse of campfire light barely danced back there I knew they’d eat the dwarves before I could interfere Then I could have Sworn I heard Gandalfs voice Arguing with the trolls over their cooking choice I found a dagger, well to anyone else at least A Sword for someone my size, I was ready to Halt the feast And then it happened right before my eyes, just moments after the sun light hit the skies They Turned to Stone! Right there on the spot, And then well you know from there I helped free you lot[Spoken] And this is indeed quite the treasure. A find invaluable, and crafted without measure These blades are not of troll make, no As these ancient runes here do know And Thorin, I believe the time now is right I have a gift that will help you upon the height A map of the mountain, and the caverns below It also holds secrets, that it doesn’t directly show We should take the weapons, and hide this treasure, and fetch it upon your return… There is still much ground to cover, make haste now.
