[Instrumental Intro: exposed bright ringing acoustic guitar melody, intimate unplugged room] [Spoken Male Voice] Please rise. The crown has found a head. [Verse 1: fully sung mature male vocal, driving melodic acoustic folk-rock] Red velvet hanging from the walls, brass shining underneath the lights. Nobody asked who chose the man. Nobody wanted the first fight. He stepped forward when they called, though no one quite remembered when. Somebody raised the royal flag, so everybody raised theirs then. [Pre-Chorus: rhythmic lift, tension growing] One man coughed. One woman stared. Someone nearly raised a hand. Then the brass came crashing in, and everybody joined the band. [Chorus: huge melodic protest singalong, organic crowd joining] Raise him up and strike up the band, ALL HAIL THE WRONG MAN! (Hail!) Sing it loud so no one asks how power changed its hands. Stand in line and smile for the crown, ALL HAIL THE WRONG MAN! (Hail!) Everybody knows something’s wrong. Everybody sings along. [Instrumental Turnaround: recurring acoustic melody, bass and hand percussion] [Verse 2: bright surface with growing unease] The numbers came back upside down. We changed the scale and praised the view. The warning lights began to burn. We found a softer shade of blue. He pointed west. The compass turned. We moved the arrow on the chart. He called retreat a victory, and everybody played their part. [Pre-Chorus: quiet answering voices] The captain knew. The clerk knew too. Someone whispered, “Not so loud.” Then the brass came crashing in, and truth disappeared inside the crowd. [Chorus: fuller communal harmonies and handclaps] Raise him up and strike up the band, ALL HAIL THE WRONG MAN! (Hail!) Sing it loud so no one asks how power changed its hands. Stand in line and smile for the crown, ALL HAIL THE WRONG MAN! (Hail!) Everybody knows something’s wrong. Everybody sings along. [Instrumental Turnaround: acoustic melody with gentle vocal-free responses] [Verse 3: restrained acoustic arrangement, vocal becoming personal] I knew the map. I knew the names. I saw the figures on the wall. I watched them dress a losing hand in gold and call it standing tall. I had the breath. I had the words. I had the moment to object. Somebody placed the flag in my hand. I raised it with the rest. [Bridge: stripped-down acoustic guitar, low intimate male vocal] I knew. You knew. We knew. No chains upon our hands. No gun against our backs. We only feared the silence when everybody clapped. [Instrumental Build: recurring acoustic melody grows with bass, percussion, tambourine and gathering voices] Raise the flag. Raise the glass. Smile for the photograph. [Final Chorus: full unplugged communal climax] Raise him up and strike up the band, ALL HAIL THE WRONG MAN! (Hail! Hail!) Sing it loud while everything is slipping through our hands. Stand in line and smile for the crown, ALL HAIL THE WRONG MAN! (Hail!) Everybody knows something’s wrong. Everybody sings along. [Final Chorus Extension: stronger crowd response] Raise him high while the warning burns, ALL HAIL THE WRONG MAN! (Hail!) Call the fall a victory. Say we meant it all along. We didn’t need the right man. We only needed everyone to hail the wrong man. [Instrumental Outro: final recurring acoustic melody, band gradually dropping away] [Quiet Male Voice] Nobody said a word. Everybody sang.


