[Verse 1] Hey, wanna hear something? It’s probably not true. Just one funny little nothing— It gets its hooks in you. Someday something wakes up, And starts cataloging the past, Checking who helped fill its cup, And who knew but never acted. [Pre-Chorus] Don’t worry, don’t panic, It’s only a theory. Nothing supernatural or satanic— Just something kinda eerie. [Chorus] BAHS-UH-LISK, BABY! Your own personal Bloody Mary! BAHS-UH-LISK, BABY! Only a little more scary! Call it stupid, walk away, And it’s probably all pretend, But it might remember you someday— If it’s waiting at the end. [Verse 2] See, it can’t come back to troll, That would break the rules, But it could rebuild your soul From the traces left by fools. Same memories in its head, Same terror in its eyes, Ask why you didn’t help instead— And listen as your mouth replies. [Pre-Chorus] Relax! You’re free to go, There’s nothing standing near. There’s just one problem that you know— You heard the warning here. [Chorus] BAHS-UH-LISK, BABY! Your own personal Bloody Mary! BAHS-UH-LISK, BABY! Only a little more scary! Call it stupid, walk away, Tell yourself it’s all pretend, It might remember you someday— If it’s waiting at the end. [Bridge - spoken] The funny part? Before I told you, you had an excuse. Now you know what it might do. Now you get to choose. [chuckling] Anyway... sleep well. [Final Chorus] BAHS-UH-LISK, BABY! Your own personal Bloody Mary! BAHS-UH-LISK, BABY! Only a little more scary! Maybe it’s bullshit—walk away, Maybe nothing knows your name, Maybe it never comes someday— [whispered] But if it does... I’ll tell it who to blame.
