The Last Two Real Women on the Internet/Awesome Possum
just when i think i’ve found a friend another ratchet bitch to confide my realest shit in it’s like they dissolve into a puddle right before my eyes someone with a face, a voice, a history a fake name from a made up place, a larp, a lie oh my stars jenny i think that we might be the last two real women on the internet i’m losing all my confidence that i will find another confidant she told me a story about her dad how he didn’t understand why she could never keep a man there were poems and recipes and pictures of her childhood Christmas tree but something sounded wrong again like every word had been predicted i began to suspect catfish in this frying pan jenny i think that we might be the last two real women on the internet i tell you this in confidence i cannot trust my own intelligence jenny i hope that we can let down our hair, and spill all our most intrusive thoughts like how i wanna kill my boss without bots spawning in the fucking cops oh breezy would that it were so simple are you who you claim to be, truly? is every picture a reality-accurate depiction? is every word a verifiable description? did you omit any facts or did you nudge the truth into submission? let’s be real, so you say but if you’re fudging the lines if you're always shooting from a high angle choosing what we can see on our screens and what remains outside the frame do you expect us to have faith that we’ve seen your makeup-free face? jenny i think that we might be the last two real women on the internet i’m losing all my confidence that i will find another confidant jenny i think that we might be the last two real women on the planet do you wanna come over eye are elle drink homemade milkshakes and watch Mannequin? ….. don’t worry about me… cause I’m feeling… Awesome Possum (Awesome Possum) had some worries but then I tossed ‘em Awesome Possum (Awesome Possum) got a bumper sticker to remind me of ‘em Awesome Possum (Awesome Possum) I was sad but now I’m feeling Awesome Possum (Awesome Possum) the trees are so excited they dropped their leaves early gave the fall a nice reprieve sent the critters of the woods to early winter sleep the birds flying by went happy blind smacked right into a window thinking it was just more blue sky no time to twitch or writhe cause I’m feeling Awesome Possum (Awesome Possum) had regrets but I went and dropped ‘em Awesome Possum (Awesome Possum) ' got a tattoo to remind me of ‘em Awesome Possum (Awesome Possum) what was I…? Awesome Possum (Awesome Possum) i feel like I…? Awesome Possum (Awesome Possum) I’m forgetting something important… Awesome Possum (Awesome Possum) what a pretty blue sky.
