[Verse 1 - chant] Wrestling rant, synergy, Lizard brain execs on screen Robert deep-dives every plot, Says it’s fine — you know it’s not Metal drop, Loki joke, “Useful idiot” gets poked Costumes on the livestream feed, Mark plugs three shows mid-reed [Chorus - choir] Raduhlitch in Broadcasting Bingo! We hit every square, In a podcast dare Raduhlitch in Broadcasting Bingo! We talk, we shout, Till the whole thing’s out! [Verse 2 - chant] Bomb drop, brats and kink, Redmayne hate? Don’t even blink "Like ya do" and Cornette snaps, Scheduling fight, we all relapse AI takes the movie biz, Kids say something smarter than this “He said Father…” line appears, Some intern's unpaid for years [Chorus - choir] Raduhlitch in Broadcasting Bingo! Mark wraps the show, Then ten minutes more Raduhlitch in Broadcasting Bingo! Tangent train, We derail the lore [Bridge (slower)] Gwar tour, Shark Prostitute, TikTok rant in a business suit “The hot Frosty” makes the list, Something in the plot got missed Jesse’s laugh, brat-taming Alexis, Ex wife shows up? What a mess Autistic filmmaker line, You know we’re dancing on that line! [Verse 3 - chant] “You don’t need this in your life,” “Not a take — more like a knife!” Disney with the overhead, Everything they feared we said “Not a film, it’s just a pitch,” Indie flicks with zero stitch Robert sighs, the art gets read, Mark just wants to go to bed [Chorus - choir] Raduhlitch in Broadcasting Bingo! We hit all the beats, In chaotic feats Raduhlitch in Broadcasting Bingo! You’re still here? Then grab yourself a square! [Outro - fade with chant] Synergy! Wire drop! Brats again, can't make it stop! Bomb sound, podcast rage — We’ll be here till Medicare age! Lizard brain! Metal score! Unpaid intern, what’s one more? Canadian calls it out — This is what the show’s about! Raduhhhhlitch ... BINGO!
