[Verse] Stepped out for a Rizla See my boy George "Oi Oi You all right Bruv?" He told me that the weather was nice He didn't lie It was sunny outside Waved me off as he rode his bike Said "I'll see you later " I said "All right" Just goin' for a Rizla Don't be daft Won't be long I'll be back in a flash No more than ten minutes pass Saw another friend I had to laugh Hadn't seen him since Well You know Got in trouble with the po-po Told him I was off to get Rizla And asked if he wanted to come I said "The more The merrier Bruv" Said he had to go and meet his mum Told me she was goin' for a jump And they were drivin' out of town I asked him what it was all about He told me she was gettin' married A skydive on her honeymoon The very next day at half-past noon I wished him well and off he went My cigarette paper quest commenced I didn't even get very far Got another friend who was on the floor I asked him if he was okay He said he wasn't doin' too great Said he got sacked No redundancy pay He's still sat there to this day Right in front of his office door Mumblin' "Sorry " like he did before Couldn't do much So I kept it movin' All the while I'm thinkin' and fumin' "Why's it always so bloody difficult?" But then again Life is a miracle Well I was just thinkin' that I saw a fella jump out of a taxi Offered me to get in it for free His friend was on the floor asleep He tried to put him on his feet Gave me a wink and said "Good grief" I got in the taxi anyway Got dropped off at the shop Then I went on my way And it was about 1 PM I should've been back home by then I couldn't help it Got a little bit peckish Thought I could do with some food in my
