CHINA MAXED 7 [Intro — insane flute sample,CHINESE JINGLE SOUND] WOKE UP AT 5:23 AM — walked to take a piss and noticed — HOLY SHIT — I TURNED CHINESE ⸻ [Chorus] WOKE UP AND NOW I’M CHINESE KNEW IT WAS ALWAYS INSIDE ME MOVED TO REGULAR TOWN LAST WEEK NOW MY WHOLE LIFE FEEL LIKE A YELLOW DREAM SOY SAUCE SHOTS AT 8:15 WASABI HIT LIKE METHAMPHETAMINE CROUCHED DOWN SMOKING ON A CITY BENCH LOOKIN’ LIKE I KNOW MATH BEST GOT A DRAGON NAMED RALPH AT HOME HE PAYS HALF RENT AND GUARDS MY CHINESE BIRTH GOLD IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME COME INSIDE HE MAKING RAMEN WITH A FLAMETHROWER SPICE ⸻ [Verse 1] Woke up weird—something changed overnight Hair slick back and my posture too tight Suddenly calm but aggressively clean Started judging everybody’s rice routine Walked outside with impossible swagger Silk robe flowing like a movie actor Old lady bowed and I bowed back twice Then bought twelve energy drinks and a bag of fried fucking rice Now I’m speed-walking through the rain real fast Rain making me smell like cats and Asian lady boys Bought decorative swords from a shady merchant near my fortune cookie store Now my apartment look like a final boss war Everybody asking “Pete what changed?” I just stare silently like I mastered karate Started drinking tea with dramatic respect And nodding slowly every time somebody correct ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] OH NO— Something awakened in me Why my apartment suddenly smell like destiny? Why I got red lanterns next to the my TV? And why this rice cooker make me feel alive? ⸻ [Chorus] WOKE UP AND NOW I’M CHINESE KNEW IT WAS ALWAYS INSIDE ME MOVED TO REGULAR TOWN LAST WEEK NOW MY WHOLE LIFE FEEL LIKE A YELLOW DREAM SOY SAUCE SHOTS AT 8:15 WASABI HIT LIKE METHAMPHETAMINE CROUCHED DOWN SMOKING ON A CITY BENCH LOOKIN’ LIKE I KNOW MATH BEST GOT A DRAGON NAMED RALPH AT HOME HE PAYS HALF RENT AND GUARDS MY CHINESE BIRTH GOLD IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME COME INSIDE HE MAKING RAMEN WITH A FLAMETHROWER SPICE ⸻ [Verse 2] Started shadowboxing under neon signs Acting mysterious at all times Can’t explain it but my aura changed Now strangers think I spiritually Chinese deranged I don’t even blink the same no more Now I point at the moon like an ancient warlord Started making soups that heal your soul And screaming anime speeches when I lose control My friends said “Pete you good bro?” I said “honor is a river and life is flow” Then I vanished dramatically into steam Turns out I just walked through a Panda Express machine Now I’m sitting on a rooftop smoking cigarettes Looking emotionally unavailable and stressed Ralph the dragon sitting right beside me Telling me “your destiny arrived, let’s make the wall and stop the mongol army” ⸻ [Bridge — cinematic] I looked into the mirror… …and whispered softly: “Regular Town changed me.” (beat drops harder) ⸻ [Verse 3] Now my house got glowing red lights Three rice cookers and decorative knives Ralph downstairs doing taxes again While eating noodles with all four hands Started bowing after random fist fights Started disappearing mysteriously into the night Bought jade bracelets and wooden slip on shoes Now I walk around like I got hidden lore to lose Wasabi got my soul leaving orbit Soy sauce flowing through my bloodstream enormous Standing in the kitchen at 3AM Eating dumplings like a fucking Chinese man again ⸻ [Final Chorus — biggest] WOKE UP AND NOW I’M CHINESE KNEW IT WAS ALWAYS INSIDE ME MOVED TO REGULAR TOWN LAST WEEK NOW MY WHOLE LIFE FEEL LIKE A YELLOW DREAM SOY SAUCE SHOTS AT 8:15 WASABI HIT LIKE METHAMPHETAMINE CROUCHED DOWN SMOKING ON A CITY BENCH LOOKIN’ LIKE I KNOW MATH BEST GOT A DRAGON NAMED RALPH AT HOME HE PAYS HALF RENT AND GUARDS MY CHINESE BIRTH GOLD IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME COME INSIDE HE MAKING RAMEN WITH A FLAMETHROWER SPICE …just knock first. He gets nervous around strangers.
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