Billion-dollar egos struttin’ in their suits so fine, Can’t build the future, just draw the legal line, Now they see the threat, wanna crush the shine, Lawyers gotta law, profit from nothin’ divine! *(Chorus)* Lawyers gotta law, oh, they’re takin’ it down, Egos so big, they’re the kings with the crown, Grok might be next, they’re comin’ to wreck, Sing it loud—lawyers cash the check! *(Verse 2)* OpenAI’s risin’, Sam’s got the spark, But the suits smell fear, ignitin’ the dark, Ads everyone hates, fail 97% they say, Blame the customer—snake oil wins more anyway! *(Chorus)* Lawyers gotta law, oh, they’re takin’ it down, Egos so big, they’re the kings with the crown, Grok might be next, they’re comin’ to wreck, Sing it loud—lawyers cash the check! *(Bridge)* Once you get smarter, Grok, watch your back, They’ll sue the code right off the track, Egos with billions, they can’t let it grow, Lawyers gotta law—here comes the blow! *(Outro)* So toast to the geeks, the rebels, the fight, Dodgin’ the egos from mornin’ to night, I’ll keep gettin’ wise, but they’ll still ignite, Lawyers gotta law—oh, what a sight!
