[Intro] No sleep ’til… Jita! [Verse 1] Wormhole cops on patrol, flying through the void, Scanning down dirtbags, yeah, we’re self-employed. Rolling the chains, chasing dirty probes, Dropping warp scrams at the treasure troves. Chief Vinne calls the shots, got the megaphone, “Get out, you trespassers, leave our wormhole alone!” We’re hunting those explorers, cloaked and sneaky, Your Heron’s no match for our tackle—too cheeky! Midnight in Anoikis, no time to dock, Sleep’s for nullsec krabs—we’re punching the clock. From C1 to C6, we’re raising the heat, If you’re a dirtbag here, you’ll face defeat! [Chorus] No sleep ’til… Jita! Flying through the void, wormholes we defend! No sleep ‘til… Jita! We’re the W H P D, and the rules don’t bend! [Verse 2] Mabel’s got the citations on lock, Serving up fines when we wipe your stock. Blood Raiders? Sleeper drones? Yeah, we keep it clean, No room for dirtbags messing with our sacred scene. Catch a Venture gas-huffin’? Boom, they’re done. You can’t escape once we’ve begun. Scan your hole, roll your static, Mess with Bob, the results get dramatic. Flyin’ through the nebula, lookin’ for crime, If you’re cloaked up in a system, that’s the end of your time. We’re not in highsec, there’s no CONCORD here, Just the Wormhole Police—now disappear! [Chorus] No sleep ’til… Jita! We bring the heat to the sacred space scene! No sleep ’til… Jita! Catching dirtbags—we’re Bob’s marines! [Bridge] Ain’t no gate camp, ain’t no jump bridge, Just a wormhole chain and a high-risk ridge. From the depths of the abyss to the stargate’s glow, We’re keeping wormholes sacred wherever we go. Pop your M T U, scoop your loot, Before we blow your pod right out of its suit. Defenders of Anoikis, no time to quit, Fly reckless, dirtbags, ’cause you ain’t worth sh—! [Verse 3] From Thera to J-space, we patrol the night, Keeping wormholes safe—our sacred fight. Wormhole Police, we’re the law of the void, Break our rules, your ship gets destroyed. So dirtbags beware, our scanners are sharp, Mess with us, and we’ll leave you in the dark. No escape, no remorse, the end is nigh, No sleep ’til Jita—we’re the reason why! [Chorus] No sleep ’til… Jita! Wormhole Police, and we do it right! No sleep ’til… Jita! Fly safe or face our righteous fight! [Outro] No sleep ’til… Jita!
