[Intro] [strummed acoustic guitar in G major] [Verse 1] Hey everybody, it's me I'm Big Johnny and you can see I like having parties and not drinking tea I drink beer [guitar accent] Beer [Verse 2] Hey everybody, don't you know Where to go to have some fun You go to the local saloon But then when you go home The fun is done [Verse 3] Until you wake up next morning and Pour yourself a beer Cracking that first tab of the day It'll wake you right up It'll perk you right up It'll change the way you think about your life [Chorus] And you'll say, thank God I have a beer Thank God I have a drink Thank God I have what most people don't Thank God I have three beers [Verse 4] And guess what, you'll sometimes you'll wake up and find out That oh shit, I ran out of beer You'll have to go to the store But you can afford it Since you have a great job and don't even have to work that hard [Chorus] You'll say, thank God I got myself a beer Thank God I got myself a drink Thank God I got some friends who also like some beers because I like to have two beers and then I think Here's what I think [Bridge] [bluesy acoustic guitar solo with pentatonic runs and string bends] [Outro] Thank God I got myself a beer Hey guess what, I actually have three beers And if you don't like it, maybe you should try it Or guess what, I don't give a flying hoot [final G major chord strum]
