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The Ballad of Grease Monkey Pete

[Intro] Yo... Pete... wake the fuck up [Aggressive Posse] Grease Monkey Pete, 52 and still a joke Goodwill Customer of the Year, wearin’ the same coat Only pull up to the podcast when you feel like it Most nights you ghost, we just talk shit without you, admit it [Dark Build] Hangin’ under overpasses like it’s your living room Sunglasses on at night on a show that starts at nine, what you doin’? Think you look hard, lookin’ like a broke-ass movie extra Fifty-two years old and still dressin’ like a thrift-store lecture [Aggressive Posse] We see you, Pete, half-in half-out, part-time asshole Show up when the beer’s free, disappear when it’s work though Goodwill racks know your name better than your own kids do Overpass king with the night-time shades, what a fucking view [Dark Hook] Go to sleep, Pete Go to sleep, Pete You ain’t here half the time Might as well just dream Go to sleep, Pete Go to sleep, Pete Birthday boy still ghostin’ Happy fifty-two, you freak [Outro] Yeah... next Wednesday... don’t even bother showin’ up We already know the verse without you