[Orchestral strings building into a dark, pulsing synth. Spoken with British gravity—very high-brow and serious] "History... is written by the bold. But the future? The future is shaped by the fever dream. In the hallowed halls of the discotheque, we do not ask 'why?'... we ask 'how much longer can these dancers go?' It is a testament to human endurance. A focal point for the wandering eye. It is... majestic." [Sudden 80s Drum Fill — THWACK-THWACK-THWACK! Launch into a driving piano house riff] [Verse 1] The dancers are screaming mercy in the middle of the floor, I’ve never seen it happening quite like this before! A hot intense obsession, a heavy-duty feat, The kind of engineering that’s a subtle striking feat. Is it luck or is it physics? Is it just a crazy mess? Or a miraculous eruption in a glistening sequin dress? It’s a localized explosion, it’s a seismic event, I’m wondering exactly where that tensile strength was spent! [Chorus] [Melodic Diva Vocals] "History... is written by the bold! But the future? The future is shaped by the fever dream! In the hallowed halls of the discotheque, We do not ask 'why?'... we ask 'how much longer can these dancers go?' It is a testament to human endurance! A focal point for the wandering eye! It is... MAJESTIC!" [Verse 2] He’s styled like a mannequin on a high-fashion flight, A radiant silhouette that is breaking through the light! It’s a landscape of wonder, it’s a summit, it’s a peak, The kind of bold geometry that leaves a woman weak. We’ve defied the laws of nature, we’ve ignored the laws of God, For this heavy-duty pattern this magnificent facade! He’s a masterpiece in denim, he’s the triumph queue the boom, And he’s taking up the oxygen in every single room! [Chorus] [Melodic Diva Vocals] "History... is written by the bold! But the future? The future is shaped by the fever dream! In the hallowed halls of the discotheque, We do not ask 'why?'... we ask 'how much longer can these dancers go?' It is a testament to human endurance! A focal point for the wandering eye! It is... MAJESTIC!" [Bridge] [The beat drops to a thick, sexy bassline. Vocals become breathy then build to a scream] The floor is under pressure! The men are on the brink! It’s enough to make a pious gal to spill her loaded drink! It’s rising! It’s soaring! It’s a wild night, it’s a myth! It’s the only insane people that I want to party with! (Diva Belt: DON’T LET THE PARTY STOP!) [Chorus] [Melodic Diva Vocals] [Melodic Diva Vocals] "History... is written by the bold! But the future? The future is shaped by the fever dream! In the hallowed halls of the discotheque, We do not ask 'why?'... we ask 'how much longer can these dancers go?' It is a testament to human endurance! A focal point for the wandering eye! It is... MAJESTIC!" [Outro] [High-energy piano chords with operatic ad-libs] Majestic! (So majestic!) Check the dance floor! (Check the room!) The fulfillment of my wild and crazy dreams! [Sound of a champagne cork popping] "Oh darling... I think I see a hot shot." [Dramatic Diva Laugh] [Final Piano Chord]
