[Intro] fuck, fuckity, fucking fuck, fuck me… [Verse 1 l] Spilled my coffee on a brand-new shirt Missed the bus and I tripped in the dirt Phone just died, and the rent came late Every little thing’s just a twist of fate Dropped my keys down the sewer grate Ordered food but it never came Life’s a joke that I can’t escape Every roll of the dice is the same mistake [Pre-Chorus ] Oh no, here we go again Bad luck’s always been my friend Every day’s a comedy show And the punchline’s all I know [Chorus ] Fuck, fuckity, fucking fuck, fuck me! Fuck, fuckity, fucking fuck, fuck me! No luck, just stuck in misery So fuck, fuckity, fucking fuck, fuck me! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck meeeeee… [Verse 2 ] Burned my toast, broke my shoe in half Every single day’s just a photograph Of everything wrong, it’s a constant mess But I laugh it off, ‘cause I can’t care less ATM ate my only card Got locked out of my own backyard If the world’s a joke, then I’m the clown But I’m dancing through it, can’t keep me down [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, here we go again Bad luck’s always been my friend Every day’s a comedy show And the punchline’s all I know [Chorus ] Fuck, fuckity, fucking fuck, fuck me! Fuck, fuckity, fucking fuck, fuck me! No luck, just stuck in misery So fuck, fuckity, fucking fuck, fuck me! Fuck me! (crowd) Fuck you! Fuck me! (crowd) Fuck you! (Female lead, cheeky): It’s unlucky déjà vu! [Bridge ] fuck… fuckity… fucking fuck… fuck me… Bad luck forever, but I’m still free! [Chorus ] Fuck, fuckity, fucking fuck, fuck me! Fuck, fuckity, fucking fuck, fuck me! Life’s a mess, it’s my symphony So fuck, fuckity, fucking fuck, fuck me! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck meeeeeeee! fuck, fuckity, fucking fuck… fuck me…
