HER: I KNEW IT! YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME! (WHOOP!) HIM: You're married. (WHOOP!) HER: THAT'S DIFFERENT! (WHOOP!) HIM: …Huh. ALL: Playboy for the articles, yeah Playboy for the articles She listens for the music I read for the articles WHOOP WHOOP MELTDOWN HER: "YOU FEEL DISTANT!" HIM: "You feel married." HER: "SEE? DEFLECTING!" HER: Why do you question my loyalty? I have been LOYAL To you AND to him, that's two, that's DOUBLE So why am I always the one in trouble? I'm not cheating, I'm HEALING, I'm in a season [Bridge, calliope only] HIM: So let me get this straight. I'm the cheater. In your marriage. That I'm not in. …Ahhh. Well. Oh well. [Final] HIM: Same bar tomorrow? HER: Obviously. HIM: …Huh.
