[Verse 1] If you find yourself lacking in Harmony on the way to tenure evaluation if there are no more ants in your colony and you need an exciting innovation. [Verse 2] Why don't you think a little out of the box or maybe watch the Discovery Channel, and you will find there, why not, a cute Red Fox, and it will get you published in the Annals. [Chorus] Harris' Hawk, Keshtel duck, the Raven and the Salmon, no bird is safe, no fish can escape, there's an algorithm based on poker and backgammon! Help, I'm getting lost in this hellscape! [Verse 3] You need just this one last paper and no more for that internal promotion committee the deadline is tight, and your soul is so sore, and those Polar Bears will work just splendidly! [Verse 4] Look in your house, and you'll find inspiration under the old sink, there's plenty of slime mold, hey, isn't that a nice Crockroach Infestation? Quick, quick, grab the laptop, I think I found gold! [Chorus] Harris' Hawk, Keshtel duck, the Raven and the Salmon, no bird is safe, no fish can escape, there's an algorithm based on poker and backgammon! Help, I'm getting lost in this hellscape! [Bridge] There is one about Sperm, and one about Swallows; but hopefully, they're not both in the same title. And there's one more on germs, buffalos who wallow, will it ever end, this metaphoric cycle? [Chorus] Harris' Hawk, Keshtel duck, the Raven and the Salmon, no bird is safe, no fish can escape, there's an algorithm based on poker and backgammon! Help, I'm getting lost in this hellscape! [Outro] [End]
