The Lost Socks of Gilgamesh

[Verse] Once there was a king bold and grand In Uruk where the towers stand Sought he the secrets deep in sand Quest for socks none could understand [Verse] Mighty Gilgamesh strong and wise Socks he lost but to his surprise Far they wandered from human eyes Hidden where ancient rivers rise [Chorus] Where oh where do lost socks go In the realm where shadows flow Fate unraveled lost in tow Mysteries of thread we’ll never know [Verse] Journey took him to realms unknown Guarded gates of sock and bone Battled monsters thrones dethroned Seeking pairs yet still alone [Verse] Enkidu his friend so true By his side they’d break on through Secrets old from ancients drew In the mist the socks they knew [Chorus] Where oh where do lost socks go In the realm where shadows flow Fate unraveled lost in tow Mysteries of thread we’ll never know