Old Mr Spoon

[Intro] [Cinematic space synths, slow building drums, atmospheric and grand] [Verse 1] So they went out further than they did before, Taking pictures more and more, Flying ’round the dark side of the moon, Did they see old Mr Spoon? [Chorus] [Big orchestral swell, heroic vocals] Oh, the silver orb is calling, Through the stardust we are falling, Past the cheese and past the light, Sailing through the infinite night! [Verse 2] What did they achieve out there, Drifting through the silent air? Did they meet the Clangers bright, Whistling softly in the night? [Instrumental Break] [Slide whistles, space-chimes, and high-pitched rhythmic whistling] [Verse 3] Did they find a space-dragon, Guarding stars in silver wagon? Was the moon an egg that cracked, Spilling galaxies intact? [Bridge] [Drum roll building tension, frantic rock energy] Did they carve a chunk of cheese, Moonlight melting on the breeze, So that everyone on Earth Could share a slice of lunar mirth? [Outro] [Music stops abruptly, dead silence for a second] [Spoken, dry and serious] No—when all was said and done, After all that work was through, What they truly went to do… [Sound effect: Loud toilet flush] They fixed a space toilet too. [End]