Jingle Bells (No Soup For YOU!!)

Dashing through the sno' in a one-horse open sleigh Over the fields we go laughing all the way HA. HA. HAAAAAAA!!!! Bells on bob-tail ring making spirits bri-iy-iiight What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight HO! HO! HO! DIDDLY-HO!!!! Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way-aaaay!! O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh HEY!!!!!!! Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the wayway-aaaay!! O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh HEY!!!! A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ri-iy-de!! And soon Miss Fanny Britches was seated by my side .OOH. what a LARK!!! The horse was lean and lank misfortune seemed his lo-ott He got into a drifted bank and there we got upsot "BLEEDiN 'ECK!!!!! HEY!!!! Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way-aaaay!! O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh HEY!!!!!!! Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the wayway-aaaay!! O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh HEY!!!! 'AAAAAHHHHH!!! Now the ground is white go it while you're young Take the girls tonight and sing this sleighing song Just get a bob-tailed bay two-forty as his speed Hitch him to an open sleigh and crack! you'll take the lead Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the wayway-aaaay!! O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh HEYI-YYYYYYYYYYYYYY-AH!!!!!!! Wrack off!!, Those presents are MINE!!!! ....NO SOUP FOR YOU!!