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Rule #6: Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity

(Verse 1) In the world of Ferengi, where profit's the game, There's a rule that stands out, it's the one we proclaim: Never let family block the path to success, For opportunity knocks, and you must address! (Chorus) "Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity," Rule number six, we recite with glee, For in the pursuit of latinum, we'll never stop, Our hearts may be cold, but our pockets are hot! (Verse 2) When a deal comes a-knockin', and the credits are rollin', We'll jump at the chance, and we'll leave kin a-groanin', For the Ferengi way, it's a life we embrace, And if they can't keep up, well, they'll just have to chase! (Chorus) (Bridge) Now, don't get us wrong, we still love our kin, But when it comes to business, we'll always win, For the Ferengi way, it's a life we embrace, And if they can't keep up, well, they'll just have to chase! (Outro) So remember, young Ferengi, as you grow and expand, "Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity,"