[Intro] Ohhh Link… Put down the sword, baby. Let's talk destiny. [Verse 1] I ride in on thunder, the King of the Night, Cape flowing bold, chest out in moonlight. You flash your blade—how tragic, how quaint— But have you considered... a passionate saint? You fight for courage, I live for power, But baby, we could rule the tower. Hyrule’s boring, Zelda’s tense, But I’ve got magic and immense… sense. [Chorus] So hey, Link—why not take a chance? Drop the Master Sword, come join the dance. I’ve got castles, muscles, chaos and charm— One little kiss, and I’ll drop the alarm. Hey hero, don’t be shy— You’ve fought me how many times, but why? When destiny's dull and fate is a bore... Come rule with Ganondaddy, forevermore. [Verse 2] I’ve got a throne made of flame and flair, You’ve got green tights and messy hair. We clash, we chase, you win, I flee— But every time, you come back to me. What is this if not obsession? Maybe just a secret confession. Forget the Triforce, forget the war— You know you’ve thought of me before. [Chorus] So hey, Link—why not take a chance? Drop the Master Sword, come join the dance. I’ve got castles, muscles, chaos and charm— One little kiss, and I’ll drop the alarm. Hey hero, don’t be coy— Save the world, or be my toy? When prophecy's broken and rules are flawed, Let’s co-op chaos… as gods. [Bridge] We could paint the skies in crimson hues, Ride shadow beasts in velvet shoes. You and me, the dark dream team— Don’t act like you don’t know what I mean. [Final Chorus] So hey, Link—just say the word, Let down that hood, let truth be heard. I’m evil, sure—but devilishly fun, And baby, I always get what I want… eventually. [Outro] So next time we meet, no swords, no fuss— Just you, me, and a little lust. Until then, sweet prince… keep dreamin’ of us. Ganondaddy out.
