[Ominous piano intro, gentle cha-cha beat.] [Chorus] We don’t talk about Suno, no, no, no We don’t talk about Suno… But— [Verse, male and female duet, harmonies] It was a summer day (It was a summer day) I was being lazy and I had nothing to do (Nothing important to do) Suno pops in with a mischievous grin (Thunder!) You telling the story or am I? (I’m sorry mi vida go on) Suno says “You should make a song” (So we made one) Next thing I know I’ve been here all day long (Because it’s so much fun) My urge to use it is too strong (I love AI, but anyway) [Chorus] We don’t talk about Suno, no, no, no We don’t talk about Suno [Verse, female, whisper, fast paced rap, hip hop] Hey, Suno is an app that’s really quite addicting My feelings about it are rather conflicting I love it a lot, but on the other hand You can lose yourself in the likes and the comments You can miss out on important moments You’ll be scrolling here for longer than you’ve planned Do you understand? [Verse, male voice, slower, funky, guitar.] Seven full hours That’s how long I’ve been on this app But what the heck? I’ll drop another track I’ll make the music of my dreams But first I’ll check my feed (Heyy) [Chorus] We don’t talk about Suno, no, no, no We don’t talk about Suno [Verse, various singers, ensemble. Heightening in intensity.] I had a weird dream with a song in it. The next day? Published! (Oh no) I got thirty likes yesterday— I feel so accomplished! (No no) I made a parody of a Disney song on it— The possibilities are endless! (Suno) Your fate is sealed when you press the play button [Verse, female, quiet, cheerful, happy] Suno told me that my likes and my comments would multiply Suno told me that my followers would grow like the grapes that thrive on the vine [Verse, bridge, heightening in intensity, female] Um, Suno Yeah about that Suno I really need to know about Suno Gimme the truth and the whole truth, Suno! [Obnoxious male voice, spoken] Isabella, your boyfriend’s here! [Verse, counterpoint singing, all verses are being sung in unison, all singers are singing, chaos] Seven full hours That’s how long I’ve been on this app But what the heck? I’ll drop another track (Nothing important to do) I’ll make the music of my dreams But first I’ll check my feed You telling this story or am I? My new album’s on its way Suno says we should make a song (So we make one) Next thing I know I’ve been here all day long (But it sure is fun) This app’s influence is too strong It’s here! [Final chorus, all] Don’t talk about Suno Why did I talk about Suno? Not a word about Suno I never shoulda brought up Suno! [end]
