EPISODE 666: THE RABBIT WHO REFUSED TO STAY DEAD. Spoiler. I win. Kill me once I come back meaner Kill me twice Now the grave got deeper Cut me down Still stand cleaner Final form funeral Black-fur reaper Kill me once I come back laughing Kill me twice Now the dirt starts cracking Death keeps swinging I keep asking: That all you got? Motherfucker, keep attacking. Eva-one posture when the cage door snaps Berserk in the chest when the bassline cracks AT Field up, better pray that holds I got black-hole pressure where the heartbeat goes Third Impact? Cute. I’ve had worse Mondays. Whole sky screaming, everybody evacuates I’m in the crater eating chips like “Y’all good?” Angel hit hard Rabbit hit harder Halo got bent when I walked through the slaughter Don’t need NERV telling me where to deploy I bring my own apocalypse Fuck your giant robot toy Then Jubei blade-work, clean little cut Wind moves first, then the body catches up Ninja Scroll nasty, poison in the air Still gotta catch me Good fucking luck there. I’ve been stabbed Shot Dropped Buried Everybody swore the ending was necessary Credits rolled? Nah. Post-credit scene: Two gold eyes opening underneath the cemetery. Kill me once I come back meaner Kill me twice Now the grave got deeper Cut me down Still stand cleaner Final form funeral Black-fur reaper Kill me once I come back laughing Kill me twice Now the dirt starts cracking Death keeps swinging I keep asking: That all you got? Motherfucker, keep attacking. Whole town twisting like Uzumaki pages Spiral in the clouds got the sane folks anxious Street bends inward Walls grow faces I’m walking through the curl like “Seen stranger places.” Spiral wants me? Get in line. Grave been trying that shit for years and still can’t find A shape tight enough to hold this spine Black-hole rabbit make geometry resign Then the body goes Guyver. Armor don’t fit me. It grows. Bio-boost flesh wrapping bone like “Oh.” Chest plate breathing Forearms splitting Something under the hoodie keeps independently twitching Megasmasher energy? Mine eats light. Zoanoid runs when the rabbit gets hype Regenerate damage before the blood hits floor Every time you think I’m finished There’s another form. One arm gone? Give it a minute. Jaw cracked sideways? Still got lyrics in it. Heart quit? Been there. Grave closed? Cute. I got resurrection filed under “routine.” Everybody thinks immortality means nothing hurts. Nah. Everything hurts. I just keep surviving it. Big difference. I got berserk-mode nerves and a bio-boost frame with a spiral-shaped grave where the fear should sit Got ninja-cut timing, angel-drop pressure, black-hole lungs and a coffin that refuses to fit Every final boss speech gets awkward when the motherfucker realizes the rabbit already died before the fight even started You threaten me with death like death ain’t an ex that keeps driving by slow because she still ain’t over how we parted Ha! Try decapitation. Head might complain. Probably grow teeth in the stump out of spite again. Try disintegration. Fine. Dust got habits. Sweep me in a pile Watch the pile turn rabbit. Try cosmic horror. Been in one. Try ancient curse. I probably owe it money. Try “one final attack.” That’s adorable, buddy. Anime rule number one: If the theme song starts playing? You’re fucked. And mine just started. Kill me once I come back meaner Kill me twice Now the grave got deeper Cut me down Still stand cleaner Final form funeral Black-fur reaper Kill me once I come back laughing Kill me twice Now the dirt starts cracking Death keeps swinging I keep asking: That all you got? Motherfucker, keep attacking. THEY TRY AGAIN.
