
The Black Friday Monster Rush [NDC]
[Intro] [Verse 1] Glass shatters. Doors break. Scales rattle. Ground shakes. Five AM. The horde roars. Monsters storming Through the doors. [Chorus 1] It’s a Black Friday monster rush! Seventy percent off tonight! Dragons fighting cyclopes! Under bright fluorescent light! Grab a toaster, hold the line! Smash through aisle four! Only the hungriest beasts! Survive on the shopping floor! [Verse 2] Werewolf howling. Gives a growl. Claws scratching. Roars echoing. Minotaur charge. For coffee machine. Food court chaos. Just a total mess. [Chorus 2] It’s a Black Friday monster rush! Seventy percent off tonight! Centaurs charging minotaurs! Smashing shelves with all their might! Grab a toaster, hold the line! Smash through aisle four! Only the hungriest beasts! Survive on the shopping floor! [Bridge] Warning! Warning! Final sale! One last TV! Hey dragon! No firebreathing! Register five! Final fight! Winner takes all! Clear the sight! [Chorus 3] It’s a Black Friday monster rush! Seventy percent off tonight! Werewolves flying in the wall! What a apocalyptic sight! Grab a toaster, hold the line! Smash through aisle four! Only the hungriest beasts! Survive on the shopping floor! [Outro] Sold out! Cleaned out! Registers beat! Store destroyed!

