[Intro] Yo, check the mic, one two, this ain't no disco It's the foot soldier anthem, for every damn misanthrope! [Verse 1] Society's a septic tank, and we all swimmin' in the waste Politicians lickin' boots, while the rich pick up the pace Fake news flowin' freely, ignorance on full display But I'm 'bout to drop a bomb, and ruin everybody's day! [Chorus] I need some foot condoms! (Why?) 'Cause I'm 'bout to put my foot in somebody's ass! (Whose ass?) Every two-faced liar, every corporate shill, (Yeah!) Gonna feel the wrath, when the foot drops for real! [Verse 2] You think you're untouchable? Protected by your wealth? I'll TP your gated community, steal your porcelain elf. Your ego's inflated larger than a Macy's Day parade I'll pop it with a rusty needle, watch your dreams slowly fade! [Chorus] I need some foot condoms! (Why?) 'Cause I'm 'bout to put my foot in somebody's ass! (Whose ass?) Every two-faced liar, every corporate shill, (Yeah!) Gonna feel the wrath, when the foot drops for real! [Bridge] We're the foot soldiers risin', voices of the unheard Smashin' through the system, every single hateful word. No more silent treatment, no more bendin' at the knee Time to take a stand, for all the world to fuckin' see! [Verse 3] You build your walls of comfort, think you're safe from all the grime? But the cracks are startin' to show, it's only a matter of time. Before the water rushes in, and washes you away Soak it up, you fuckin' leech, this is your Judgement Day! [Chorus] I need some foot condoms! (Why?) 'Cause I'm 'bout to put my foot in somebody's ass! (Whose ass?) Every two-faced liar, every corporate shill, (Yeah!) Gonna feel the wrath, when the foot drops for real! [Outro] Foot in your ass... yeah... remember that... Foot soldiers... we're comin'...
