
Minion Football EP - Side A (Player)
[Verse, Bridge, Chorus Pre-chorus– Male Vocal, British English Accent] [Intro, spoken, outro – Female Spoken, Robotic British English Accent] [Intro] [Spoken - female] Minion Football Headset on. Neural link active. Hands off. Mind connected. [Spoken - female] Welcome to Minion Football. Board online. Player capsule ready. Initiating draw. Rolling... Rolling... Rolling... [Spoken - female] Congratulations.You just won Messi two thousand twelve edition. [Verse 1 - male] Profile loaded. Player registered. Tiny boots waiting under floodlit boards. Team name saved. Lineup confirmed. Kickoff sitting right behind my eyes. I call left wing. They move at once. Eleven players on one thought stream. No delay. No hesitation. Real-time football across the pitch. [Pre-Chorus- male] Drive it wide ten yards more switch the play to the far side Messi drifting into the middle timing sharp between the lines [Chorus- male] Run the flank change the play send the ball across the pitch Mini stadium coming alive all eleven moving in real time Think it once they respond tiny legends under neon light Minion Football in my head future football starts tonight [Verse 2,- male] Right wing takes it. Messi cuts inside. Marker stepping. Heavy challenge lands. Messi down. Play stops dead. Everything flashes inside my headset. [Spoken - female] Foul confirmed. Red card issued. Opposition reduced to ten. [Pre-Chorus- male] Now we press now they drop one more overload one more shot Left side open send the cross now center forward attack the box [Chorus- male] Cross it high from the left curl the ball into the box Meet it clean head it home one to zero on the board Lights go wild crowd feed blooms holograms begin to shine Minion Football I can feel victory running through the wire [Bridge- male] Tiny pitch. Huge reaction. Plastic grass. Pure attraction. Neural pulse. Instant movement. All eleven. One intention. Messi limping. Still selected. I can already see next match. [Spoken - female] Match complete. Win secured. Injury report pending. Reward credits added. [Outro - male] Board cooling down. Headset off. Scoreline saved. Tonight we won. [Spoken - female] One nil up. Prize unlocked. Messi two thousand twelve still in my squad. [Final Verse - male] Next match waiting. Next move loading. I can feel the season starting in my mind.

