[Verse] There's a man in Hertford with a cheeky grin He’s down at Aldi where the legends begin He fills his cart with cans of Holsten gold A Saturday night story that's never getting old [Chorus] Oh Scott from Hertford he’s the king of the town With a Holsten in hand and a laugh so loud The Aldi parking lot is his sacred ground Oh Scott from Hertford never lets us down [Verse 2] He cracks a can and the tales unfold About epic nights and adventures bold A loyal crew always by his side Scott leads the charge with Holsten as his guide [Chorus] Oh Scott from Hertford he’s the king of the town With a Holsten in hand and a laugh so loud The Aldi parking lot is his sacred ground Oh Scott from Hertford never lets us down [Bridge] The moonlight shimmers on aluminum dreams The cans keep flowing like the village streams The laughter roars as the night takes flight Scott’s Hertford legend will live by firelight [Chorus] Oh Scott from Hertford he’s the king of the town With a Holsten in hand and a laugh so loud The Aldi parking lot is his sacred ground Oh Scott from Hertford never lets us down