(Verse 1 – Dark and Doomed) Down in the depths where the fires scream, Kevin, Miles, Evan, and Caleb dream— Of light, of life, of snacks and breeze, But they’re stuck in a pit with zero peace. Chains on the walls, shadows crawl, Demons hiss from every hall. “Try to run and you will fry!” Says a demon with fire in his eye. They run through the maze of stone and flame, Dodging monsters that don’t have names. Until a gate with glowing eyes, Says, “Solve this riddle, or everyone dies.” 🧠 (Chorus – Riddle of Doom) “I am the thing that cannot be caught, I vanish when sought, I’m silent yet loud— What am I?” the demons shout proud. The boys look stuck, the pressure’s hot… This riddle’s cursed. They’ve lost the plot. 🎭 (Verse 2 – Kevin Steps Up) The crew goes silent. Minds go blank. Evan sweats like a busted tank. Miles says, “We're toast for real...” Caleb mutters, “This can’t be sealed.” But Kevin grins with twisted fate, “I’ve got the key to open this gate.” He clears his throat, demons draw near— He tells the joke… the world sheds a tear: 🧍♂️💬 “What do you call a skeleton who won’t fight? A numb-skull… get it? He’s not that bright!” 💀 (Bridge – The Cringe Apocalypse) The demons freeze, then start to twitch, One explodes in a cringe-born glitch. Another melts into a pool of shame, Sobbing, “WHY did he say that name?!” Wings fall off, horns pop like zits, They crumble like bad movie scripts. The gate swings open, no spell, no key— Just Kevin’s cringe, and now they’re free. 🚣 (Final Chorus – Freedom and Surprise) They walk out the fire, still mostly alive, Fall off a cliff in a perfect dive. Crash in a boat, the timing precise— Right in Hunter’s lap, spillin’ his ice! He’s hunting Nessie, looks around wide-eyed, “WHAT THE—how'd you guys not die?!” Kevin just shrugs, “Don’t even ask...” “We cringed so hard, it shattered the task.” Now free from Hades, with burns on their socks, They paddle with Hunter through mythical fogs. (Outro – Quietly Ridiculous) Next time you’re trapped by a demon's claw, Just think of Kevin, and drop their jaw… With the worst joke man’s ever known— Cringe so hard… you might get home. 😎
