Don't Move To Utah

Don’t move to Utah! [intro] [verse 2] Stupid hot, freezing cold, That’s all the weather brings. Sounds like a joke, it's not. Sleep in, and you’ll miss the spring! Funeral potatoes at every dinner Everything is heavily salted, Green Jell-o with carrots, Don’t like it and you’d swear they were assaulted! College students everywhere, learning curve to drive is steep! First day of snow, everyone acts uneducated Like a person with a psychology degree! Drivers are all aggressive, Courteous driving, that they forbid, But at least you can find your way around Because the roads are on the grid! Every year for the first snowfall Drivers act like it’s a first So many crashing into things They act like the land’s been cursed! Nobody uses their blinker. That’s not part of the education, And as for the speed limits, well those are just recommendations. B Y U and the U are always in a Holy war Lets out the primal aggressions, Even your friends, you’ll show em the door, If they’re against where you got your education! You’ll have nieces and nephews before you’re born! They all know every past relative, they call that a perk. They're so proud of those who are gone, They still take credit for their work! They all know every past relative, they call that a perk. They're so proud of those who are gone, They still take credit for their work! So don’t move to Utah, Where you can’t afford a house, Found a 1 bedroom apartment, But it turned out to be a doghouse. Don’t do it, just stay put The air the snow and the green jell-o will make you just say NO!!!! [end]