[spoken intro] let me just log into suno and see if my song is trending. what no! what is this it can't be. ugh. [Verse 1] Logged onto Suno, feeling so cool Clicked on "Trending," now I feel like a fool Songs going viral, or so they say But I can't figure out this trending play [Chorus] We're all trending nowhere On Suno's mystery page Clicking and refreshing In a trending rage What's hot, what's not? It's anybody's guess We're all trending nowhere In this Suno mess [Verse 2] Is it votes? Is it views? Is it magic dust? Trying to trend on Suno's gonna make me bust One minute you're up, the next you're gone This trending algorithm's got me feeling conned [Bridge] We're all chasing trends like cats chase laser dots Thinking we've got it, then losing the plot Suno says "trending," we say "How?" But we keep on trying, holy cow! [Verse 3] Made a song about chickens crossing roads Surely this'll trend, or so I hoped Refreshed the page about sixty-two times Still no chicken trend, just nursery rhymes [Chorus] We're all trending nowhere On Suno's mystery page Clicking and refreshing In a trending rage What's hot, what's not? It's anybody's guess We're all trending nowhere In this Suno mess [Outro] So here's to Suno's trending page A riddle wrapped in an enigma's cage We'll never crack it, but we'll always try Trending nowhere, but reaching for the sky! [Verse 4] Tried to game the system, studied every trick Made a song with cats, dogs, and a dancing brick Added some AI, threw in NFTs Still can't crack the code, Suno, pretty please! [modulation] [Chorus] We're all trending nowhere On Suno's mystery page Clicking and refreshing In a trending rage What's hot, what's not? It's anybody's guess We're all trending nowhere In this Suno mess [Outro] So here's to Suno's trending page Where dreams go up in smoke, yet we still engage. [fade out] [end]
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