"Commentarium"🗪 | „Direct la comentarii”🗪

BlueSkyDreamers

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[Intro / Intro]

(00:03) („Ce / Nici vorbă / Ha-ha-ha…”)
(“What / No way / Ha-ha-ha…”)

[Verse 1 / Strofa 1]

(00:11) Ce titlu / Nu-ți crezi ochii
What a title / You can't believe your eyes

(00:16) Detalii / Nu / Direct la comentarii
Details / Nope / Straight to comments

[Chorus / Refren]

(00:20) 🍿Fă-te comod / Ia niște gustări / Pentru aceste / 100 de comentarii
🍿Get comfy / Grab some snacks / For these / 100 comments

(00:25) 🤳Încă unul / apoi mă scol / Doar unul / (Dar tot dau scroll…)
🤳One more / and I’ll get up / Just one / (But I keep scrolling…)

[Verse 2 / Strofa 2]

(00:30) Îndrăgostit / În Vegas / Tatuaj
In love / In Vegas / Tattoo

(00:32) Băuturi / Și pariuri / Ne vedem în triaj
Drinks / And bets / See you in triage

(00:35) Pătrat amoros / Haos / Și geometrie
Love quadrangle / Chaos / And geometry

(00:38) Jur că totul / e o comedie
I swear it’s / all a comedy

[Chorus / Refren]

(00:41) 🍿Fă-te comod / Ia niște gustări / Pentru aceste 300 de comentarii
🍿Get comfy / Grab some snacks / For these 300 comments

(00:46) 🤳Încă unul / apoi mă scol / Doar unul / (Dar tot dau scroll…)
🤳One more / and I’ll get up / Just one / (But I keep scrolling…)

(00:51) [Instrumental break / Pauză instrumental]

[Verse 3 / Strofa 3]

(01:00) Vieți false / Chirurgie / Fantezie și nebunie
Fake lives / Surgery / Fantasy and madness

(01:05) Mai mic / Mai mare / Acum totul e parodie
Smaller / Bigger / Now it’s all a parody

(01:09) Discurs politic / Cineva a aruncat pantofi 
Political speech / Someone threw their shoes

(01:14) Unu! Doi! / (Ahh…) / Filosofi…
One! Two! / (Ahh…) / Philosophy…

[Chorus / Refren]

(01:19) 🍿Fă-te comod / Ia niște gustări / Pentru aceste 700 de comentarii
🍿Get comfy / Grab some snacks / For these 700 comments

(01:24) 🤳Încă unul / apoi mă scol / Doar unul / (Dar tot dau scroll…)
🤳One more / and I’ll get up / Just one / (But I keep scrolling…)

[Bridge / Punte]

(01:30) Turnul Eiffel / Temerar / Atârnă / Blocat 
Eiffel Tower / Daredevil / Dangling / Stuck

(01:33) Infidel prins / Saga / 30 de părți / Pe TikTok
Cheater busted / 30-part saga / On TikTok

[Chorus / Refren]

(01:39) 🍿Fă-te comod / Ia niște gustări / Pentru aceste 2,000 de comentarii
🍿Get comfy / Grab some snacks / For these 2,000 comments

(01:43)🤳 Încă unul / apoi mă scol / Doar unul / (Dar tot dau scroll…)
🤳One more / and I’ll get up / Just one / (But I keep scrolling…)

[Outro]

(01:48) Un ocean / făcut din picături / Acest acvariu / ne ține fascinați
An ocean / made of droplets / This aquarium / keeps us mesmerized

(01:52) Atâta vorbărie / Dar bine că-s și cei cu haz / M-au făcut să râd fără răgaz…
So much chatter / But bless the funny ones / I can’t stop laughing…

(02:00) [Instrumental break / Pauză instrumental]

(02:35) („Asta primește un «like»...”)
(“That gets a 'like'...”)

(02:39) [Instrumental break / Pauză instrumental]

(02:49) („Ce…”)
(“What…”)

Notes: When the title of the post's so wild you skip the details - straight to comments. Cheerful ode to doomscrolling or joyscrolling, and the random commenters who make everyone laugh.

[Additional notes]

"Commentarium" is an invented composite word consisting of "comments" and "aquarium," i.e., diving into a vast comments section can be like swimming through a huge aquarium.

[Misc.]

* Shoe-throwing as a symbolic gesture isn’t actually uncommon.
See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shoe-throwing_incidents

* Climbing the exterior of the Eiffel Tower (structure in France) and many other monuments or buildings is often technically illegal, but that doesn’t mean people don’t still try to do it - and they have (Alain Robert, James Kingston, Ivan Kuznetsov, etc.).
See also (related topic): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buildering

* The track is a cheerful and comical ode to doomscrolling or joyscrolling and how random commenters can make everyone laugh and enjoy the sheer ridiculousness of all of it.

But it also subtly reflects on the fact that there’s also a dark side.

For viewers - hours lost in aimless scrolling, and possible exposure to unhealthy, toxic, or dangerous practices or behavior.

For those filming or photographing purely performative content, sometimes they pay with their health - or their lives.

[Clips / [16+]]
NB: Clips below may be distressing for some viewers.

“Dumbest TikTok trends ever”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Ao_V8-USs

“Social media trends that k*lled people”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAlOtoUKjGc

“The deadly cost of going viral - influencer deaths”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VChJtRsDB9E

“What science says about ‘brain rot’”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdIUMkXxtHg

“The man who destroyed his face for fame”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBKinSbyJcs

“Daredevil climber dies after falling off skyscraper in Hong Kong”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLeCDSHOxX8

[Just for fun]

👩👨“POV: Me reading the comments section”
https://www.tiktok.com/@user8439294717166262/video/7673484359109709089

👨“POV: When the comments are even funnier than the video”
https://www.tiktok.com/@rezy2real/video/7685172606512762143

👩“POV: When the video is funny but the comments are absolutely frying you”
https://www.tiktok.com/@sumrene/video/7577580152205430071

👩“POV: People are so creative”
https://www.tiktok.com/@seliilina.h/video/7680456668605451551

👨“POV: Trying to read a comment to someone but literally can’t stop laughing”
https://www.tiktok.com/@xo.xanndra343/video/7585070345741258015

👩“POV: Some of the funniest people live in the comments section”
https://www.tiktok.com/@sieyouneva/video/7536337473887030558

👨“POV: When the video was already funny but then you open comments”
https://www.tiktok.com/@isthattris/video/7665871013531389197

👩👨(Note: Reviewer uses strong language) 
OP: “Y’all be honest - are these shoes ugly?” 
Comment(s): “Depends. Do you happen to work at the end of a rainbow.”
Comment(s): "If you're searching for treasure they're perfect."
https://www.tiktok.com/@clara_batten_/video/7558946824996834582

👩👨"I love Reddit people: 'I’m stoned but I will absolutely summarize this (52-part) TikTok for you.'  I was looking for the TL;DR (too long; didn't read) like everyone else."
https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1au5nls/a_tiktok_story_time_is_going_viral_about_a/

Despre această melodie:  Când titlul postării e atât de nebunesc, sari peste detalii și treci direct la comentarii. O odă veselă dedicată doomscrolling-ului/joyscrolling-ului și comentatorilor aleatori care fac pe toată lumea să râdă.

[Note suplimentare]

„Commentarium” este un cuvânt compus inventat, format din „comentarii” și „acvariu”, adică a te cufunda într-o secțiune de comentarii nebunești poate fi ca și cum ai înota printr-un acvariu imens.

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[Intro / Intro] (00:03) („Ce / Nici vorbă / Ha-ha-ha…”) (“What / No way / Ha-ha-ha…”) [Verse 1 / Strofa 1] (00:11) Ce titlu / Nu-ți crezi ochii What a title / You can't believe your eyes (00:16) Detalii / Nu / Direct la comentarii Details / Nope / Straight to comments [Chorus / Refren] (00:20) 🍿Fă-te comod / Ia niște gustări / Pentru aceste / 100 de comentarii 🍿Get comfy / Grab some snacks / For these / 100 comments (00:25) 🤳Încă unul / apoi mă scol / Doar unul / (Dar tot dau scroll…) 🤳One more / and I’ll get up / Just one / (But I keep scrolling…) [Verse 2 / Strofa 2] (00:30) Îndrăgostit / În Vegas / Tatuaj In love / In Vegas / Tattoo (00:32) Băuturi / Și pariuri / Ne vedem în triaj Drinks / And bets / See you in triage (00:35) Pătrat amoros / Haos / Și geometrie Love quadrangle / Chaos / And geometry (00:38) Jur că totul / e o comedie I swear it’s / all a comedy [Chorus / Refren] (00:41) 🍿Fă-te comod / Ia niște gustări / Pentru aceste 300 de comentarii 🍿Get comfy / Grab some snacks / For these 300 comments (00:46) 🤳Încă unul / apoi mă scol / Doar unul / (Dar tot dau scroll…) 🤳One more / and I’ll get up / Just one / (But I keep scrolling…) (00:51) [Instrumental break / Pauză instrumental] [Verse 3 / Strofa 3] (01:00) Vieți false / Chirurgie / Fantezie și nebunie Fake lives / Surgery / Fantasy and madness (01:05) Mai mic / Mai mare / Acum totul e parodie Smaller / Bigger / Now it’s all a parody (01:09) Discurs politic / Cineva a aruncat pantofi Political speech / Someone threw their shoes (01:14) Unu! Doi! / (Ahh…) / Filosofi… One! Two! / (Ahh…) / Philosophy… [Chorus / Refren] (01:19) 🍿Fă-te comod / Ia niște gustări / Pentru aceste 700 de comentarii 🍿Get comfy / Grab some snacks / For these 700 comments (01:24) 🤳Încă unul / apoi mă scol / Doar unul / (Dar tot dau scroll…) 🤳One more / and I’ll get up / Just one / (But I keep scrolling…) [Bridge / Punte] (01:30) Turnul Eiffel / Temerar / Atârnă / Blocat Eiffel Tower / Daredevil / Dangling / Stuck (01:33) Infidel prins / Saga / 30 de părți / Pe TikTok Cheater busted / 30-part saga / On TikTok [Chorus / Refren] (01:39) 🍿Fă-te comod / Ia niște gustări / Pentru aceste 2,000 de comentarii 🍿Get comfy / Grab some snacks / For these 2,000 comments (01:43)🤳 Încă unul / apoi mă scol / Doar unul / (Dar tot dau scroll…) 🤳One more / and I’ll get up / Just one / (But I keep scrolling…) [Outro] (01:48) Un ocean / făcut din picături / Acest acvariu / ne ține fascinați An ocean / made of droplets / This aquarium / keeps us mesmerized (01:52) Atâta vorbărie / Dar bine că-s și cei cu haz / M-au făcut să râd fără răgaz… So much chatter / But bless the funny ones / I can’t stop laughing… (02:00) [Instrumental break / Pauză instrumental] (02:35) („Asta primește un «like»...”) (“That gets a 'like'...”) (02:39) [Instrumental break / Pauză instrumental] (02:49) („Ce…”) (“What…”) Notes: When the title of the post's so wild you skip the details - straight to comments. Cheerful ode to doomscrolling or joyscrolling, and the random commenters who make everyone laugh. [Additional notes] "Commentarium" is an invented composite word consisting of "comments" and "aquarium," i.e., diving into a vast comments section can be like swimming through a huge aquarium. [Misc.] * Shoe-throwing as a symbolic gesture isn’t actually uncommon. See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shoe-throwing_incidents * Climbing the exterior of the Eiffel Tower (structure in France) and many other monuments or buildings is often technically illegal, but that doesn’t mean people don’t still try to do it - and they have (Alain Robert, James Kingston, Ivan Kuznetsov, etc.). See also (related topic): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buildering * The track is a cheerful and comical ode to doomscrolling or joyscrolling and how random commenters can make everyone laugh and enjoy the sheer ridiculousness of all of it. But it also subtly reflects on the fact that there’s also a dark side. For viewers - hours lost in aimless scrolling, and possible exposure to unhealthy, toxic, or dangerous practices or behavior. For those filming or photographing purely performative content, sometimes they pay with their health - or their lives. [Clips / [16+]] NB: Clips below may be distressing for some viewers. “Dumbest TikTok trends ever” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Ao_V8-USs “Social media trends that k*lled people” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAlOtoUKjGc “The deadly cost of going viral - influencer deaths” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VChJtRsDB9E “What science says about ‘brain rot’” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdIUMkXxtHg “The man who destroyed his face for fame” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBKinSbyJcs “Daredevil climber dies after falling off skyscraper in Hong Kong” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLeCDSHOxX8 [Just for fun] 👩👨“POV: Me reading the comments section” https://www.tiktok.com/@user8439294717166262/video/7673484359109709089 👨“POV: When the comments are even funnier than the video” https://www.tiktok.com/@rezy2real/video/7685172606512762143 👩“POV: When the video is funny but the comments are absolutely frying you” https://www.tiktok.com/@sumrene/video/7577580152205430071 👩“POV: People are so creative” https://www.tiktok.com/@seliilina.h/video/7680456668605451551 👨“POV: Trying to read a comment to someone but literally can’t stop laughing” https://www.tiktok.com/@xo.xanndra343/video/7585070345741258015 👩“POV: Some of the funniest people live in the comments section” https://www.tiktok.com/@sieyouneva/video/7536337473887030558 👨“POV: When the video was already funny but then you open comments” https://www.tiktok.com/@isthattris/video/7665871013531389197 👩👨(Note: Reviewer uses strong language) OP: “Y’all be honest - are these shoes ugly?” Comment(s): “Depends. Do you happen to work at the end of a rainbow.” Comment(s): "If you're searching for treasure they're perfect." https://www.tiktok.com/@clara_batten_/video/7558946824996834582 👩👨"I love Reddit people: 'I’m stoned but I will absolutely summarize this (52-part) TikTok for you.' I was looking for the TL;DR (too long; didn't read) like everyone else." https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1au5nls/a_tiktok_story_time_is_going_viral_about_a/ Despre această melodie: Când titlul postării e atât de nebunesc, sari peste detalii și treci direct la comentarii. O odă veselă dedicată doomscrolling-ului/joyscrolling-ului și comentatorilor aleatori care fac pe toată lumea să râdă. [Note suplimentare] „Commentarium” este un cuvânt compus inventat, format din „comentarii” și „acvariu”, adică a te cufunda într-o secțiune de comentarii nebunești poate fi ca și cum ai înota printr-un acvariu imens.

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