[intro] It takes...Two. Well who knows why? Oh It's...true. Like you and I, When I see you, It takes my breath away, Get these feelings, Every single day, I'm just captivated, With all that you're made of, You get me high, And make me wanna say... [chorus] I love titties! (What a lovely bust) Great big titties! (Fun bags, melons, jugs) They cover up your heart and that's the thing that I love best, But I'm sure glad you've got some ample cleavage on your chest, In the country, in the towns, or in the cities (Knockers, hooters, sweater puppies) I love your smile, your soul, but most of all... (Mommy milkers) I love your titties... [verse] A...pair. That's What we make. A...part, My heart would break, When I see you, I can't help but stare, Deer in the headlights, Forget why I'm there, I can hear the music, Hypnotic when you sway, So mesmerizing, I just can't look away! [chorus] I love titties! (Pears of ripened peaches) Great big titties! (Oh how lovely each is) They cover up your heart and that's the thing that I love best, But I'm sure glad you've got some ample cleavage on your chest, In the country, in the towns, or in the cities (Honkers, swingers, or bazoombas) I love your smile, your soul, but most of all... (Dos chichis) I love your titties... [outro] There's two things that I love the most, (Wet dreams are made of!) To hold you tight and hold you close! (Boobies, the Twins) Want a perfect love to last, and... (Tig ol' bitties) Would you believe that I'm an ass man... (Ladies get your mammograms...) Oh get those mammograms!!! Do it in the shower... I could do it for hours... (Save the tatas...) (Boobs)
