[Cap’n Eat’n Sweets] [verse 1] Red hair dye, drinking fourtys At the mall checking out the shortys, rejected by them all Pop tarter sauce, It’s only today until tonight I’m out here floating on my own boat Grounded the grass, but the party be like It’s 1865 cuz the extension chord is broken Outside gets too quiet when no drunken words are spoken Do the dew-ee-decimal, got the green light And It’s glowing and it’s fuzzy, neon brown, the only part of me that’s showing [pre chorus] The coupons, two for one, for us to eat At your favorite place for date night Captain Eat in sweets! Captain Eat in sweets!! [chorus] I’d like to take you to the movies Buy you all the fancy things That I hear pretty girls like you like to like But my one friend told the other That you might be into that one guy That is a butt hole who likes to hide my bike If I had a genie in a bottle I’d use all my wishes all on you Just to prove to you how much I care Spin the bottle, seven in heaven pin the tail on somethin’ if were playing games make it truth or dare [verse 2] Purple streak of pretty fights the blackness of your hair Your sharpie’d cheeks and fingernails prove you too just do not care There’s a three word phrase that subverts what we would expect Goodbye or yellow to the brick road you reject Cookie cutter smile copy paste just how I feel But ghost the ones who love me if they look for something real Upbeat around the bushes we’ll all fall down again Ashes, dust, and sunshine were playing with our friends [prechorus] Found an unread card from grandma Got an unexpected treat Come on girl I’m taking you back to Captain Eat in sweets! [chorus] I’d like to take you to the movies Buy you all the fancy things That I hear pretty girls like you like to like But my one friend told the other That you might be into that one guy That is a butt hole who likes to hide my bike If I had a genie in a bottle I’d use all my wishes all on you Just to prove to you how much I care Spin the bottle, seven in heaven pin the tail on somethin’ if were playing games make it truth or dare [Bridge] Worst case scenario—who cares Best case—I don’t! This sounded better in my head Now I hear the words that I said You deserve better than I can do [chorus] I’d like to take you to the movies Buy you all the fancy things That I hear pretty girls like you like to like But my one friend told the other That you might be into that one guy That is a butt hole who likes to hide my bike If I had a genie in a bottle I’d use all my wishes all on you Just to prove to you how much I care Spin the bottle, seven in heaven pin the tail on somethin’ if were playing games make it truth or dare [outro- chorus] I’d like to take you to the movies Buy you all the fancy things That I hear pretty girls like you like to like But my one friend told the other That you might be into that one guy That is a butt hole who likes to hide my bike If I had a genie in a bottle I’d use all my wishes all on you Just to prove to you how much I care Spin the bottle, seven in heaven pin the tail on somethin’ if were playing games make it truth or dare
