anime intro / hardstyle fart

(ambient background, birds chirping) [reeeet] [reeet] (beautiful flute/recording intro) [sudden stop] [spoken voice] [about 15 seconds in] Sorry about that, uuugh I just don't feel good [SFX] [explosive fart noise - SFX] (fffffrrrrrrrppppppppttt) oh my goooood, what the fuckk [SFX] [explosive fart noise- SFX] (PPPPRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT) [FART FLUTE MUSIC] [FLUTE GOES OUT OF TUNE AS FART INTERRUPTS] [FARTS START OVERLAPPING]