tariff fever

[Verse 1] Hey China baby, you played too rough, You slapped 34 on us — now that ain’t love. I gave you ‘til Tuesday to say you're sorry, But guess what, sweetie? That ship sailed early. [Pre-Chorus] Don’t cry on the trading floor, It’s just diplomacy — but hardcore. We talk to some countries, not all — Guess which empire won’t get a call? [Chorus – dancefloor explosion] We’re in a tariff fever, turn it up some more, 50 on 34, now we’re at 104. Don’t need no trade talks, we just do the math — Take your exports, baby, feel my wrath. We got that tariff fever, shaking every port, Sinking markets like it's a contact sport. Raise it high, spin that tax roulette — If you retaliate, I’ll double the bet. [Verse 2] The EU's next — oh, don’t look shocked, Ten percent for friendship, consider it docked. We’re spreading love like a steel-toed boot, Global harmony in a tailored suit. [Pre-Chorus] Every deficit’s a dagger to my pride, So I fix it with some duties on the side. Who needs allies when you’ve got the vibe? Just me, my posts, and my 4D tribe. [Chorus – harder, sassier] Yeah, it’s tariff fever, truth posted loud, Dancing through the trade war, feeling proud. Markets crash? That’s just the sound Of greatness echoing around. 104%, baby, that’s how we roll, Every import taxed like rock’n’roll. So grab your goods and say goodbye, We’re sanctioning the world tonight. [Bridge – spoken word over synth solo, ultra sarcastic] This isn’t a tantrum — it’s strategic performance art. We’re liberating your exports… from your control. And hey, if your economy collapses? That just means... I’m winning harder. [Final Chorus – glitter confetti breakdown] We’ve got tariff fever, rising with the moon, Trade talks canceled, no reply soon. So let’s all dance to the price of bread, And spin these sanctions till we're dead. 104%, baby — that’s the deal, When feelings are facts and pain is real. We’re making history, one post at a time — Now hit that beat and tax the rhyme.