[Verse 1:] Christmas time is here, man, this holiday sucks Trading you some joy for all of your bucks I see through the travesty, this holiday ain't fooling me Chopping down my Christmas tree, suck my yule log if you disagree I want the smoke but don't need a simp reindeer When I provoke, I choke wimps, man I slay, dear Back up bloke, you got nothing to see here Tearing down my chimney so that you will stay clear Is your first name Lloyd? Cause man, you're a dumb one Keep your drummer boy crap with "par rum pum pum pum" In this battle I will take no L, so shove it up your bum bum I'm melting frosty for fun fun This holiday is stolen from the solstice Everybody knows this not the birthday of the son of God Got it all wrong like your name was Dick Grayson Oops, I meant Jason Todd [Hook:] Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks Christmas is the worst Everybody that you ever knew will come to visit And you'll never be allowed to play it off or just dismiss it Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks Christmas is the worst Giving gifts to people that you barely even know And travelling through traffic everywhere through all the ice and snow [Verse 2:] Everybody's jolly while becoming diabetic All the cookies that you're baking, man, I just find it pathetic Electric bill is soaring cause of stupid little lights I cannot be alone in thinking something isn't right A little mistletoe grants unwanted affection A song plays in my car about refusing rejection And it's the same old crap on every radio station Christmas is a plague that is consuming the nation [Hook:] Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks Christmas is the worst Everybody that you ever knew will come to visit And you'll never be allowed to play it off or just dismiss it Christmas sucks, Christmas sucks Christmas is the worst Giving gifts to people that you barely even know And travelling through traffic everywhere through all the ice and snow [Verse 3: key change, rap changes to a melancholic almost Christmas carol like cadence] Hello child, I know Why your Christmases are so- Sad compared to the ones you used to know As you grow and see things That used to be So bright and full of colour Now are grey to thee The world wears down on all of your dreams And your mind doesn't work the way you planned So now the things that were warm are not what they seem Because you see the world through the light of the damned
