Astral Plane Jane

[Intro] (jangly electric guitar, lazy tambourine, warm organ) Astral Plane Jane She lives up on the hill She says the moon is talking But she hasn't heard it yet Astral Plane Jane She's got a lotus on her phone And a husband in Connecticut Who likes to travel alone [Verse 1] Jane wears white on Tuesdays Says it keeps her aura clean She buys her incense wholesale From a woman in Bali She's got a singing bowl That cost more than my car She rings it in the living room And tells me where my trauma starts She says, "You have to open up You have to let the feminine in" I said, "I think mine's been open Since I was six" She smiled like a therapist Who'd just discovered wine And told me I was resisting What she called divine design [Chorus] Astral Plane Jane Jane, Jane, Jane She's going up She's going down She's going everywhere But nobody knows how Astral Plane Jane Jane, Jane, Jane She's got the sacred feminine And a membership plan [Verse 2] She went away to Sedona For a weekend with the stars Came back talking about her womb Like it belonged to the universe She said her husband sent her Because he wanted her to heal I asked her if he went along She said, "Men aren't ready for that yet" She's got a guru in her email And a life coach on retainer She says the patriarchy is ending Right after her container She keeps a crystal in her bra For protection from bad energy Then spends forty minutes Telling me what's wrong with me [Chorus] Astral Plane Jane Jane, Jane, Jane She's got a mantra For every mood And a reason why Your attitude is rude Astral Plane Jane Jane, Jane, Jane She knows the secret language Of everything she can't explain [Bridge] (psychedelic guitar, organ swells) She says, "Don't call it God That's masculine" She says, "Don't call it nature That's colonial" She says, "Don't call it instinct That's patriarchal" I said, "What should I call it?" She said, "Jane." [Verse 3] She has a photograph Of herself beside a waterfall Her eyes are closed Her mouth is open Her husband took the call She says she doesn't need a man But she likes the way they pay For the women's empowerment retreat She hosts every other May There's a waiting list For women who are ready To reclaim their power From everybody else's money And Jane is at the front With a clipboard and a smile Saying, "You're not spiritually evolved If you're still angry." [Final Chorus] Astral Plane Jane Jane, Jane, Jane She's got the sacred feminine Wrapped up in cellophane Astral Plane Jane Jane, Jane, Jane She's looking for enlightenment But she already knows the way Astral Plane Jane Jane, Jane, Jane She'll tell you what the universe wants For seventy-five dollars a day [Outro] (guitar vamp, tambourine, backing vocals) Astral Plane Jane She says the body's a temple Astral Plane Jane She's got a parking permit Astral Plane Jane She says the earth is her mother Astral Plane Jane But she won't let her kids get dirty Jane, Jane, Jane... Astral Plane Jane. (softly) Namaste.