Black Panther! Black Panther! But we know who you are! (Final heavy crash on the bass riff) (Intro) (Heavy, rhythmic bassline kicks in, slow and steady stomp) (Hi-hat taps, guitar gives a quick feedback screech) (Verse 1) Five AM, the Swedish dawn is cold An American is acting way too bold Blowing up Boom's walls, drilling through his floor On a twelve-gee server where the loot is poor Booms pimped base was a Barbie dream PeePee ruined it, made Boom rage scream Raiding for pennies, it made no sense So Boom plotted revenge beyond decadence. [Scream] AND ANNA-KARIN 47 FELT SO DIVINE SHE SHOOK HER PILLOWS NINE TO NINE (Verse 2) Boom used his tugboat, turrets locked tight Blew that Yankee straight into the night Tracked down his grid, brought a mountain of C4 Turned his little shack into dynamic floor Boom went total berserk, Raging in the chat But he just smiled back, imagine that! Too friendly to die, too polite to get mad The strangest enemy Boom ever had. (Chorus) He ain't PeePee no more, the yellow era is done He found a new alias, forget the old stinky one 'Cause he's the Black Panther now, A jungle cat But really he's still pee-pee, remember that! (Verse 3) (Bass grooves solo, drums drop to a steady pulse) We civilized up, became actual friends He loved how this crazy map twists and bends Where you shovel up poop just to level your rank And PVE raidbases fill up your bank He bought VIP, he was part of the crew Then he vanished in the fog, disappearing from view. [Scream] AND ANNA-KARIN 47 FELT SO ALONE SHE SHOOK HER ASS AT NO-ONE (Verse 4) Boom cried for days, soaking his keys Drutten was depressed, down on his knees Admin lost purpose, wanted to wipe it all out Discord went dead, Steam gave us no clout Years rolled by, Trump took the throne We figured our boy was dead and alone. (Guitar Solo) (Raw, screeching, fast-paced minimalist garage-rock solo) (Chorus) He ain't PeePee no more, the yellow era is done He found a new alias, forget the old stinky one 'Cause he's the Black Panther now, A jungle cat But really he's still pee-pee, remember that! (Verse 5) (Music drops out, just a heavy foot-stomp beat) Then out of the dark, a phantom awoke A legendary name in a cloud of smoke No "Pee" in the title, though the smell remains slight The American legend returned to the fight! (Chorus) He ain't PeePee no more, the yellow era is done He found a new alias, forget the old stinky one 'Cause he's the Black Panther now, A jungle cat But really he's still pee-pee, remember that! [Scream] AND ANNA-KARIN 47 FEEL SO EXCITED SHE MOVES THAT ASS LIKE IGNITED (Outro) (Full band blasts back in, high energy) Drutten's ecstatic, Admin is healed Boom’s got a smile that cannot be concealed The server is whole, the universe aligns Black Panther is back in the Swedish night-lines! Yeah, he's back! (Final heavy bass thump)
